Play angry.

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I have 1,616 hours of TF2 logged on my second account as well, don't be fooled by the numbers.

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The words of blind prophets fall on deaf ears,
the preacher is screaming, "apocolypse near",
knees growing weak, body tremble in fear,
repent, repent, the rapture is here.

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A leader takes charge when it is dumped on him. A fool asks for it.

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"Set lasers to 'cheese'. We're gonna gouda these mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It's fondue time."

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We stop looking for monsters under our bed
once we realize they were inside us all along.

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At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.

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ANYTHING NOT SHOOTIN' AT WHAT I'M SHOOTIN' AT BECOMES WHAT I'M SHOOTIN' AT

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Its been three days. The ground is drying, the clouds are thinning although still thick enough to block the light. Not a drop of water has spilled, not one, in three days, after months of torrential downpour. Has the flood passed, or is it simply the calm before the storm?

The silence of the rain is deafening.