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Landalace 13 ноя. 2024 г. в 8:27 
Up for a challenge?
Meztikree 31 авг. 2024 г. в 12:11 
one more match?
Fearlessterror 15 авг. 2024 г. в 10:48 
fantastic gaming IQ
Whitewind 18 мая. 2024 г. в 7:10 
Add me, nice game
Zololabar 4 мая. 2024 г. в 10:17 
add me
rwby 17 мар. 2024 г. в 10:15 
客气
rizis 2 окт. 2023 г. в 14:29 
+rep good player
♥なんでやねん!?!♥ 9 ноя. 2022 г. в 8:27 
sie saugen arrsscch in gegenschlag: globale offensive
Reeptive 30 окт. 2022 г. в 15:18 
nice hacks thx for selling
koti 30 окт. 2022 г. в 15:16 
dafuq is going on bro
ritterdesrechts 1 дек. 2019 г. в 4:16 
Ohhhhh No Way dude No way is that a girl voice I hear. Ohhhhhh I cannot express to you over this 10$ mic how much satisfaction I get from hearing a female voice in this male dominated game. So how old are you. No, No that’s not creepy your creepy. So you got like a vagina and stuff? Huh, Yeah? Ohhh yeah dude just how I like em, females oh yeah. Can you just let out a lil moan for me? Oh yeah baby, resist me that’s what I like. You got feet too? Yeah? Oh you wanna send me some toe pics? Yeah baby that’s what I want. That’s what I need. I resist the urge to splurge just for them toe pics baby.
ritterdesrechts 27 ноя. 2019 г. в 12:50 
Gucci-Gang Christian Remix


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[Chorus] Jesus gang, Jesus gang, Jesus gang, Jesus Gang (Jesus gang) Jesus gang, Jesus gang, Jesus gang (Jesus gang) Spend three bucks on a cross chain (Yuh) My God love to forgive, ooh (Ooh) I praise the lord, won't forget His name (Brr, yuh) I can praise God on Sunday (Ooh) No place I would rather be (Brr) Jesus gang, Jesus gang, Jesus gang (Jesus gang) Jesus gang, Jesus gang, Jesus gang, Jesus gang (Jesus gang) Jesus gang, Jesus gang, Jesus gang (Jesus gang) Spend three bucks on a cross chain (Yuh) My God love to forgive, ooh (Ooh) I praise the lord, won't forget His name (Brr, yuh) I can praise God on Sunday (Ooh) No place I would rather be (Brr) Jesus gang, Jesus gang, Jesus gang (Jesus gang):2018bestaward:
pzhda'tan 21 июн. 2019 г. в 15:17 
In my book, weebooism is a sexual orientation
John Higgins 7 апр. 2019 г. в 9:21 
-hacker ♥♥♥♥♥ f.u
Eloxy 23 ноя. 2018 г. в 14:05 
Greetings, Friend.
:reah:
mr.joker 11 июл. 2018 г. в 14:16 
-rep nice smurf hacker deppen
Vodkabender 7 мая. 2018 г. в 13:09 
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ritterdesrechts 5 мая. 2018 г. в 4:57 
chiter
. 4 мая. 2018 г. в 14:55 
cancered cheater
ritterdesrechts 13 апр. 2018 г. в 16:06 
:balloon::balloon::FreebieF:
ritterdesrechts 13 апр. 2018 г. в 15:56 
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I’ve trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers. That’s my fetish.
ritterdesrechts 13 апр. 2018 г. в 15:54 
Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end.
ritterdesrechts 13 апр. 2018 г. в 15:51 
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ritterdesrechts 13 апр. 2018 г. в 15:50 
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ritterdesrechts 13 апр. 2018 г. в 15:46 
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ritterdesrechts 13 апр. 2018 г. в 15:41 
После хорошей игры я добавил его, потому что он казался классным парнем. Мы общались несколько месяцев мы стали хорошими друзьями. Много стеб, много отличных CS и, самое главное, настоящая дружба.
Я пригласил его в мой дом для вечеринки cs lan. Он сказал, что придет, поэтому я с нетерпением ожидал встречи с ним в реальной жизни.
Когда он приехал ко мне домой, он толкнул меня к стене и начал покусывать мое ухо, я почувствовал, как его твердый член врезался в мою ногу. Я ударил его, а затем постучал. Оказывается, он был гей. Не верьте этому парню :csgob:lyet
ritterdesrechts 13 апр. 2018 г. в 15:38 
I'm gonna move to Japan and become the world's most powerful SSJ6 Hokage Senpai by mastering all 200 Digimons with my ronin-style ninjutsu! I've been practicing my art for 2 whole months by watching youtube tutorial videos! I can't read japanese, but I watched so many subtitled animes, I'm 400% sure I sound super fluent in it when I just focus my chakra! My waifu body pillow Mikuru certainly thinks so!
ritterdesrechts 28 мар. 2018 г. в 8:30 
MAL JUTEN TACH GESAGT

kannst ja einfach mal ins TS3 vorbeikommen
zum zocken ODER TRAUSTE DICH NICHT?? :o)

wenn du bei uns auf dem -=[MoreFunGamer]=- Server
Homefront zockst :o)
oder mal wissen willst wie die Mädels und Buben sich anhören
die dich immer killen.......

Falls Fragen sind was TS3 ist oder Hilfe braucht

http://www.mfg-squad.de/community/forum/?action=showthread&kid=19&id=16

oder wobei auch immer....
einfach anschreiben -=[WIR]=- HELFEN weiter.Oder über unser HP www.mfg-squad.de

TRAU DICH MAL WAS !!

Würden dich auch mal gern kennen lernen .

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ritterdesrechts 22 мар. 2018 г. в 16:55 
I see you've decided to park in front of my house. Well I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ if you have a parking pass, this curb is MINE. EYE worked my ass off to buy this house, and EYE have been parking in front of it for decades. Nobody else, especially a little college ♥♥♥♥ like you. I need the entire curb length for my truck, my garbage bins and my yard trimmings. So this is a neighborly notice that if you continue to take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spot, I will wreck you. I know where you live. You'll be gasping for air as you bleed out of every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hole. I was in Khe Sanh, you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I didn't fight for this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ country so a bookboy like you could park on the curb in front of my house. I swear to God almighty that I will ♥♥♥♥ you up with a wooden spoon if I see your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ car parked here again. And my best friend is the police commissioner, so don't even try it.
DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PARK HERE, YOU ♥♥♥♥.
ritterdesrechts 18 мар. 2018 г. в 5:40 
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD, PUSH ME TO THE EDGE, SSSSSSSKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYAAA
ritterdesrechts 12 мар. 2018 г. в 8:07 
-rep Wee:csgob:
ritterdesrechts 10 мар. 2018 г. в 13:11 
what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting CS:GO nolife tryhard profile description. gay
Vodkabender 10 мар. 2018 г. в 13:06 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Wallhack
⠀└⠀✅Trigger
⠀└⠀✅SpinBot
<3 26 фев. 2018 г. в 13:20 
gut am drücken ;)
ritterdesrechts 24 фев. 2018 г. в 9:12 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, xddd I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. xddddd We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you xdd sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xdddddd
ritterdesrechts 22 фев. 2018 г. в 14:22 
@Angelo Mertel go regier* our land!
Виноградов 22 фев. 2018 г. в 13:32 
Safe baned wall hacker
giv my moon 13 фев. 2018 г. в 10:49 
:shcshield::TheCrusader::shcflag:DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF THE CRUSADERS DIE:shcshield::TheCrusader::shcflag:
ritterdesrechts 13 фев. 2018 г. в 9:11 
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Eloxy 13 янв. 2018 г. в 21:56 
hey thats pretty gay
ritterdesrechts 7 янв. 2018 г. в 6:33 
Ni:csgob::csgob:a
:unpopular::unpopular:
ritterdesrechts 7 янв. 2018 г. в 6:33 
Hakan Kreutz
theherz 28 ноя. 2017 г. в 9:33 
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theherz 11 ноя. 2017 г. в 6:42 
nyaaa senpaii notice meee UwU >__<''''''
Eloxy 19 окт. 2017 г. в 6:42 
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ritterdesrechts 27 сен. 2017 г. в 12:25 
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ritterdesrechts 27 сен. 2017 г. в 12:23 
( :csgob: ͜ʖ :csgob:)
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