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(Lords and Ladies)
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Gun Safety Instructor: Remember, guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.
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Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder
aloud what the country could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper
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Ankh-Morpork has always had a fine tradition of welcoming people of all races, colours and shapes, if they have money to spend and a return
ticket.
(Reaper Man)
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Commoner's three laws of ecology:
(1) No action is without side-effects.
(2) Nothing ever goes away.
(3) There is no free lunch.
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Peter: Chris is not as smart as you think he is... [Peter slaps Chris in the back of the head]
Chris: HEY.
Peter: He did it. [Peter points to a nearby floor lamp, and Chris attacks it and starts fighting with it]
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