Recent reviews by Quickhakker

got a ocmputer, wanna run benchmarks, get this, overclocking and want to see how well it runs, get this, want to do the macarena? this isnt for you

here have some feels, pretty much the same story but told from a different point of view and just so beautifully made totally recomend this dlc

Do you not care about mods and have a decent pc? if the answer is yes get this, if the answer is no get the other version (although the other version is better anyway cause its cheaper and you can get graphic enhancing mods anyway)

this isnt a tf2 review (ill prob do a video review on it) this is more a review of the review system (meta i know) so valve are making it so that review scores from games that have been redemed by keys are not counted towards the overal review score, which in practice sounds a good idea as the most comon place to get pc games via steam is steam directly which is a digital "gift" however there are a few games prior to the introduction of steam wallet and even before steam was a thing that people have which are "cd-keys"

now with a key you can be payed to write a positive review of (or negative depending on who pays you (i.e the guys at NMSHQ might pay people to negative review spore)) but thats just an example of review manipulation however what would stop someone from buying gift versions of a game giving them out to people and telling them how to write a review? could be postive could be negative. so thats the whole manipulation side of things but not all keys are given out by devs

you may have heard of humble bundle before the whole "you spend this amount of money you get to give to charity and get some great games" hell i done it before with sega bundle and the borderlands bundle (and other bundles too) but they are given out by code (thus making it so you cant get your money back either) no developer intervention there and there would be a legit review about that game either positive or negative whereas (as i said before) someone could buy loads of version of the game and just give it out to people for free to do a negative or positive review.

also side question, games like bioshock and skyrim that have/are getting an upgrade if you got the base and/or dlc with a code does the upgrade count as a code or a store purchase? if the later whats stopping devs from giving old game codes tellinbg you to review the new version

To all thoes who are hating on this game because no single player or having to be online its officially an online only game so stop complaining, if you complain at lack of servers dead MP games resurection group will hopfully be reving this game and has other games that it has revived too so watch this space

damn im not good with scary games but watched a play through of it and OMG

Over 300 hours sunk into this game, and still sinking time into it, what has happened to my life?

Porn simulator 2015.

other lines i would have picked

"what am i doing with my life" "i am so lonely" "i need to get laid"

in all seriousness aside the beastaility an interesting game and great tits

5/7 would bang again

became a goat god, became a goat king, became demon goat, game crashed, well i did have a ball launcher on my back 5/7 would recomend

ten hours done all the quests and all the mini games now i just got to mop up all the clusters and audiofiles
still great game, cant wait to see what your gonna do with sr5 (or 6 depending on how you look at things)