Kermit and Miss Piggy's relationship is kind of unique, because I get the sense that Kermit's totally not in to it, but still totally hitting it. It feels like one of those sham, closeted marriages from the 50's. Kermit probably lies there during sex, thinking about Franz - a beautiful, robust German boy who was in his rowing group at school. Naturally, Franz was part of the school's team, but he still took the time to show Kermit the proper technique in rotating his oar. That moment where their hands touched was the only moment of true intimacy he's felt in this inhospitable world, and he holds on to it tightly while he gets his pelvis shattered by Ms Piggy's considerable girth.

can we e-date

+rep friendly team mate