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maupi 18 May, 2021 @ 2:45am 
what did you just friggen say to me? your lucky im not next to you, cuz i would beat you the FRICK UP! poopface, my big brother lifts 30lbs weigts, and hes going to the armie soon, so if u wanna come to my house, go ahead. kid... u really taught u could kill me in minecraft? ill kill u in pvp anyday. u vs me, u can use diamond armour and i can use iron armour, and i will STILL win u!
oh and by the way, you fridging butthead, i have 3 minecraft gfs, and we have hot cybar sex everyday, while u have smex with a pig! did i say pig, i meant your friggen mommy, hahaha bye loser, nothing personnel :)
maupi 10 Mar, 2021 @ 7:11am 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
maupi 24 Feb, 2021 @ 10:20pm 
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went 16-13 against a silver with 10 times less hours on csgo. could b better ig
maupi 11 Feb, 2021 @ 2:05pm 
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maupi 3 Feb, 2021 @ 3:43pm 
Wow! You are really good at CSGO! However, you just need to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill. git gud.
maupi 22 Dec, 2020 @ 1:41pm 
Amouranth: Don’t say that. Listen of course you’re cute! I am so thankful to call you my friend. And you are such a big supporter of me but I do have a husband and that’s just how it is. I’m sorry if you had other intentions in mind but I am taken.

qualix: I don’t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in STPeach’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.
maupi 18 Dec, 2020 @ 12:59pm 
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maupi 9 Jun, 2018 @ 3:09pm 
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER
maupi 9 Jun, 2018 @ 3:09pm 
SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING ♥♥♥ BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC ♥♥♥♥ AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY ♥♥♥♥ MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE
maupi 8 Jun, 2018 @ 10:47am 
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Nous avons remarqué que vous n'êtes pas identifié, pendant 2 semaines, nous sommes en train de vérifier si tout va bien avec notre plus grand fan. Depuis votre dernière visite nous avons mis à jour la section Yan est Gay avec beaucoup de vidéos de lui, que nous savons que vous apprécierez.

À bientôt !
maupi 2 Apr, 2018 @ 12:48pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo. I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting , over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter , lots of great CS and most importnantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party . He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house , he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg , I punched him and then 1 tapped him, Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
maupi 27 Mar, 2018 @ 2:48pm 
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maupi 8 Mar, 2018 @ 3:01pm 
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maupi 6 Jan, 2018 @ 2:15pm 
I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I aint got time for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses, like i couldnt give a flying ♥♥♥♥ if your ♥♥♥♥ is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!!
maupi 14 Nov, 2017 @ 11:02am 
The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 heroes. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰
maupi 14 Nov, 2017 @ 11:02am 
compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Reddit, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰 💰
maupi 20 Oct, 2017 @ 11:53am 
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maupi 11 Oct, 2017 @ 4:31am 
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sweatpants 3 Oct, 2017 @ 3:25pm 
Game 1
sweatpants: gj bro
sweatpants: gj
sweatpants: 8 minutes
sweatpants: you want me
sweatpants: to dash to you
sweatpants: and gibve u a 50hp shield
sweatpants: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
sweatpants: again
sweatpants: you
sweatpants: retarded
sweatpants: waiting for jax you dumb ♥♥♥♥
sweatpants: since he got 11 kills and you are 1/4/2
sweatpants: AND WHAT YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RETAD
sweatpants: holy ♥♥♥♥ you're dumb
sweatpants: just shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and enjoy your free win
sweatpants: wasnt even talking to you lmao
sweatpants: sej f
sweatpants: wrong chat
sweatpants: sej f
sweatpants: wrong chat mb
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maupi 30 Sep, 2017 @ 1:35pm 
-rep no matter what I did, no matter how much I tried to stop him, he would not, and could not stop dabbing in the game of World of Tanks I was playing with him. He used dabbots like they were going out of style, he would dabspam like he was going to be killed if he didn't, and he would bust a nut on his monitor everytime he thought he dabbed, but in reality ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nae-naed, because he is an uneducated piece of ♥♥♥♥ who assumes he's good at dabbing, but actually has no idea how to dab. Do I reccomend this dabber to you? No. Do I ever want to dab with this player again? No. Do I think this player should have ever even gone near dabbing, or the dab in general? No I do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not. There is nothing you can do. This person is an absolute madman. I do not recommend you ever attempt to dab, ever, with this person, and on top of all of this, he attempted to scam me out of my dab. But did I let that happen? No, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didn't.
maupi 8 Mar, 2017 @ 9:47am 
I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
maupi 8 Mar, 2017 @ 9:46am 
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maupi 8 Mar, 2017 @ 9:46am 
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maupi 8 Mar, 2017 @ 9:45am 
Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳😼
maupi 7 Dec, 2016 @ 8:59am 
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maupi 8 Jul, 2016 @ 12:48pm 
The commenter below is gay.
sweatpants 8 Jul, 2016 @ 11:41am 
The commenter below is gay.
Jim 8 Jul, 2016 @ 5:38am 
The commenter below is gay.
maupi 7 Jul, 2016 @ 3:22pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
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Jim 24 Dec, 2015 @ 4:08pm 
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Bew Stead 12 Dec, 2015 @ 5:19pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx
Jim 21 Oct, 2015 @ 7:34am 
-rep, doesnt even have real life, should go outside
UhtredOfPacketberg 10 Oct, 2015 @ 12:46pm 
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maupi 29 Aug, 2015 @ 3:15pm 
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sweatpants 30 Jul, 2015 @ 12:51pm 
low quality bait
maupi 24 Dec, 2014 @ 6:15pm 
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Square1 23 Dec, 2014 @ 5:22pm 
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Square1 23 Dec, 2014 @ 5:16pm 
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Fries Boy 28 Mar, 2014 @ 10:11am 
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UhtredOfPacketberg 28 Mar, 2014 @ 9:03am 
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