Recent reviews by qpcat

goat

6/10

i would kiss it.

:o

pog

gud

its a movie

gud

---{Graphics/Art Style}---
☐ It's the Matrix
☑ Beautiful
☐ Meh
☐ Paint.exe
☐ It looks like that one Rambo game everyone forgot about

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Fantastic
☑ Good
☐ Meh
☐ Having just the base controls doesn't count as gameplay
☐ Staring at walls is better

---{Audio}---
☐ Audiophile's wet dream
☑ Good
☐ Meh
☐ Early 1990's TV static sounds better
☐ Crickets

---{Music}---
☐ Mick Gordon's music or equivalent
☑ Good
☐ Meh
☐ It's not winning any awards
☐ Nickelback level of quality

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run minesweeper
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
☐ Better go buy a bitcoin miner

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'A'
☑Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / hard to master
☐ Don't play if you have anger issues
☐ VVVVVV permadeath

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ 2017 Battlefront II :)

---{Story}---
☐ Immersive, you could live in this world
☐ Has depth and character development
☐ Something is better than nothing, I suppose
☐ About as good as the plot of the new Star Wars movies
☑ Its a free2play game but its hella good
---{Game Time}---
☑ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ The fun never ends (open world/sandbox/multiplayer only)

---{Replayability}---
☐ Not applicable
☐ Don't bother playing it at all
☐ Once is fine, maybe twice for collectibles
☐ Worth playing every year or so
☐ Multiple endings
☑ Yes, it's just that good

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of any
☐ Minor issues
☐ Can get annoying, but not game breaking
☐ Was this game made by Bethesda?
☐ hl2.exe has stopped working

---{Worth Paying For?}---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth every penny
☐ Wait for a sale
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

(IN MY OPINION) this game is 100% worth to download (yea its very short) but they put so much love in this game and i hope we maybe get more of these games and i hope you enjoy this game like i did it
(sorry for my bad english im a dumb 16 yo german kiddo that had no sleep tonight)

a fantastic coop game if youre bored and want to play a puzzle game me and my friend loved it and maybe buy the other titles ^^