Recente recensies door eurekha

man, i realy wanted to love this game.

the problem here is their misconception of roguelikes unforgiving nature. there's several issues in the game that really just pisses me off. the difficulty for example is bipolar. genuinely if this game had a mental illness it would be being bipolar, with adhd, and some sort of neurotransmitter imbalance. the placid nature of the floors and walls and directness of it make headshots so achievable yet there's no breathing room for when an enemy spots you, it's like they're some superhuman and just starts attacking you straight away. what is more frustrating that's featured throughout the entirety of the game is the stupidity of using these patterns that makes everything so unclear. there's a limit to wanting to achieve a vision for a game and that's to make sure that it doesn't strain the players ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyes. jesus christ im not even epileptic and the saturated disparity of colours just would ♥♥♥♥ anyone up a good amount, especially that this game requires at least a good amount of play time but the restrictions would only allow a healthy 30 minutes and a few breaks before getting back in which. it just seems like they pasted patterns on the walls and didn't even manage to put depth to make sure it's clear enough for players. not only that there's an obnoxious amount of enemies swarming you riding on your ♥♥♥♥ with the speed of light. IT'S INSANE. yes, you can finish this game but at what cost. THERE'S NO ENJOYABILITY. the accessibility option is also useless because it just removes the flashing. there's so much more complaints i have but i think it's already well said that this game is pretty buns as of right now (hopefully.) i also dont know if it''s a bug but after changing my name on steam it reset my highscore.

please just fix your game. seriously. it's great but there's so much more room for improvement.

it's good but wtf is up with the controls and the price is unreasonable.

saved my silly dog :3

this game is amazing for the low price it's being sold for, i would love to pay more for it. when i play horror games, it's very rare for me to enjoy it. maybe it's the charming pixels and funny mapping of the dogs but it's actually engaging. i hope this gets the recognition it deserves.

tell me you're autistic without telling me you're autistic

i just 100% the game, it would be really cool if we had more context on why the hell we're gambling with our life. and it would also be cool if there's more context on the god contract, im sure it's a really cool gamble sesh if god lost. i'd really like to immerse myself into a game with a good story because honestly it gets quite repetitive. i love the game, don't get me wrong but why are we here again? to mask our gambling addiction as a gaming addiction? this is a load of yap rn but im just dying for an exhilarating game.

A man needeth but one arm to effect his ejaculation.