This is an announcement for anyone that wishes to take part in the customary memorial group twerk for the recently deceased Elizabeth II.

It’s an open invitation to the entire town, and will start at 11am GMT on Monday 19th September outside the town hall. There will be a warm up exercise led by Father Peter File before the twerk itself, which will be led by local royal family fanatic Moe Leicester. He will get you revved up and ready to shake those thangs just as the royal coffin is lowered into the ground.

Please wear black.

Free bar from 10am til late (18+ only)

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Numerous instances of 🅱ruh moments 🅱eing triggered by 👀 cringe😬 normies 🚽 have ⏰ recently 🕑 occurred across the 🌎 continental 🇺🇸United States🇺🇸. These individuals are 🅱elieved to 🅱e highly 🔫 dangerous 🔪 and should 🚫 not ❌ 🅱e approached. Citizens are instructed to remain inside and 🔒lock their 🚪doors.

Under ❌no⛔ circumstances should any citizen 🙊 say "bruh" in reaction to an action performed 🅱y a cringe😬 normie🚽 and should store the following items in a secure🔒 location: Jahcoins💶, V-bucks💴, Gekyume's foreskin🍆, poop💩 socks, juul💭 pods, ball 🍒 crushers, and dip.

Remain tuned for further instructions.

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