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o - u ɐ ɔ 11 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm 
Ur willy is rubbish!
o - u ɐ ɔ 15 Mar, 2023 @ 1:19pm 
Are there g spots in the ear? Because cleaning it with a q tip is sooooo good. Most of the times I stick a q tip in there, it feels like I'm in heaven bro, like I'm having an orgasm. Feels like I'm gonna have an aural ejaculation. Honestly, someone should invent ear sex. It'll bring a whole new meaning to getting head. Like, imagine when you finish and warm liquid earwax starts oozing out and down your cheek. Going back to the q-tip, there's occasional times where I try to clean my ear and it hurts, and it feels like the hole in my ear tightened up. So now I'm wondering: is this how women can feel during sex? How their cooch sometimes opens up freely, but sometimes closes and doesn't wanna accept the ♥♥♥♥? Is it the same system?
o - u ɐ ɔ 18 Jan, 2023 @ 7:43pm 
I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai.
nsfw

So he was having problems with his laptop computer and asked me to look at it. I of course agreed since he's my grandpa. Well I opened it up and logged in but I guess he doesn't know about clearing his browser history or incognito mode because he watches a TON of hentai. As in that's the vast majority of his web browsing.

Well I saw what he was talking about and what his problem was. His hard drive was full. Full of hentai. Now I have to talk to my grandfather about his porn habits and exolain that he's going to have to delete some of these videos now. Today is not going great.
VΛLKYRIΞ 1 Jan, 2023 @ 7:01pm 
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o - u ɐ ɔ 8 Dec, 2022 @ 6:21pm 
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bingbong 12 Feb, 2022 @ 3:19pm 
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o - u ɐ ɔ 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:40pm 
Only an i7!? Gross lol
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o - u ɐ ɔ 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:27pm 
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VΛLKYRIΞ 18 Apr, 2019 @ 4:35pm 
Happy Easter! ~🥕🐇
IamAlive 23 Jun, 2018 @ 10:06pm 
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Jnco Jesus 28 Jan, 2018 @ 1:34am 
Uh oh! Looks like I've detected a user not natively born in America! It's nothin personel kid, but I'm going to have to D E P O R T you!

... ? Is that a green card ?

Heh.. You can stay, so long as you don't exploit this country's weak voter ID laws. Stay out of my federal election!
o - u ɐ ɔ 12 Feb, 2017 @ 5:19pm 
Stay W O K E
patrick 11 Jan, 2017 @ 8:42pm 
:trump: Uh oh! Looks like I've detected a user not natively born in America! It's nothin personel kid, but I'm going to have to D E P O R T you!

:trump: ... ? Is that a green card ?

:trump: Heh.. You can stay, so long as you don't exploit this country's weak voter ID laws. Stay out of my federal election!
The boner 4 Oct, 2016 @ 3:56am 
I want to add you cause I don't have any friends, please be my friend
o - u ɐ ɔ 15 Jul, 2016 @ 1:42pm 
You have a nice butt :3
micycle 22 Jun, 2016 @ 10:57pm 
jnbvj
patrick 3 Jun, 2016 @ 6:17pm 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete*
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ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me.
Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend... :3 WAT R U ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GEY
o - u ɐ ɔ 1 Jun, 2016 @ 11:29am 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete*
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ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me.
Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend... :3
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l o s s
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♡StacyScene♡ 21 Feb, 2016 @ 5:22am 
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HaShi 20 Feb, 2016 @ 11:10pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx
Lemon 20 Feb, 2016 @ 10:36pm 
Nice meme
o - u ɐ ɔ 13 Feb, 2016 @ 6:26pm 
k
patrick 13 Feb, 2016 @ 6:19pm 
do u wanna git ♥♥♥♥♥♥ slayed, lad?
o - u ɐ ɔ 13 Feb, 2016 @ 3:18pm 
no u
patrick 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:57pm 
no u
patrick 13 Feb, 2016 @ 12:55pm 
What are you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay?
o - u ɐ ɔ 9 Feb, 2016 @ 6:01pm 
Hi! Few things to start off with =]. Yes I would like to add you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
patrick 9 Feb, 2016 @ 5:17pm 
Hi! Few things to start off with =]. Yes I would like to add you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
patrick 7 Feb, 2016 @ 4:46pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx
o - u ɐ ɔ 7 Feb, 2016 @ 2:56pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx
o - u ɐ ɔ 2 Jan, 2016 @ 6:23pm 
i love you bb:csgogun::csgohelmet:
o - u ɐ ɔ 30 Dec, 2015 @ 7:22pm 
i'll miss you too, we should chill next time I'm in colorado
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