Hrmph.. You're probably reading this because I've just owned you... Well kid, you're not the first, and you won't be the last *Adjusts glasses* Buckle up. Specs:

PC Model: Lenovo IdeaPad S100
CPU: 1.66GHz Intel Atom N455
GPU: Intel GMA 3150 Graphics
RAM: 1GB DDR2
HDD: 250GB SATA Hard Drive with 5400rpm Speed

Additional Features:
- Ultra-slim design -- the netbook is just 1.1" at its thinnest point, and weighs only 2.7 pounds
- Get up to 5 hours of battery life per charge
- Integrated 802.11n Wi-Fi that can connect to wireless b, g, or n routers and hotspots
- Bluetooth 2.1+EDR is compatible with certain wireless mice, keyboard, headphones, and more
- Loaded with Windows 7 Starter (32-bit)
- 10.1" LED backlit display with a widescreen aspect ratio
- Dual stereo speakers
- Integrated 0.3MP webcam
- Integrated card reader and USB 2.0 connectors for external media devices
- DirectShare allows you to easily synchronize your files with another notebook without connecting to the Internet
- Lenovo Quick Start gives you access to the web, music, photos, chat, and Skype without booting into Windows
- OneKey Rescue System for quick and easy data recovery with antivirus protection
- VeriFace facial recognition technology is a fun way to log in to your PC
- Preloaded with Microsoft Office 2010 -- simply purchase a product key for activation