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1 person found this review helpful
541.6 hrs on record (228.0 hrs at review time)
ON BOAT MEET PRIEST GO TOWN WTF DEMONERS GO NEXT TOWN MEET KING NOT KING BECOME KING I HELPED COOL GO NEXT TOWN WTF DEMON JOKER OK PRIEST GO DEMON WTF BIG FITE PRIEST ANGER BECOME DEMON WTF OK GO TO CLIFFS CHURCH IS KILLING NORMIES PRIEST VERY ANGER GO WITH DEMONER GUY WTF WE MEET COOL PIRATE GIRL GET SHIP GO ON ADVENTURE NOW WE FARM OK


very good game
Posted 9 March, 2022.
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65.7 hrs on record (32.1 hrs at review time)
GOTC
Posted 4 November, 2021.
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0.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I get to the court. There are two likeminded players on my side. The toss goes up, i serve with the souls of a thousand dead wing spikers in my arm. The ball smashes down on the opponents side.


Ace...

great game 9/11
Posted 25 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
5,039.5 hrs on record (4,270.4 hrs at review time)
PLUS REP NICE GAME INFESTED WITH KAK DELA CANT ESCAPER THEM
Posted 18 July, 2021.
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101.5 hrs on record (96.8 hrs at review time)
Great game!
Devs took all the money and ran so no more updates.
Takes forever to get a game.

Gameplay:
Spawned in and the other team called us typical noobs for not pressing ready within 5 seconds. Few moments later we won the first round and started making sexual remarks about their parents. In the end we won and they were flabbergasted beyond the point of answering any of our fellatio invitations.

4/5
Posted 1 January, 2020.
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1,596.8 hrs on record (1,334.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Players need go elevator
Posted 14 November, 2019. Last edited 25 April, 2021.
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0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
>Ooooh Legion TD!
>Buy Legion TD 2.
>Expect a reskinned version of the greatest custom game ever.
>I'm 5 and what is this? 32 income from militia? Sends every round? Did the creators even play the original. Dino Crew OG's?
>Refund game.

1/10 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 13 May, 2019.
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0.5 hrs on record
This Game is for knoops and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 2 April, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
15.9 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is so much fun ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! You get in touch with people you would never get in touch with otherwise. One afternoon I played with atleast four mongoloids and three autistic bedwetters. Most of the games ends up with the outreach program teaching these young potadoes how to press the button for heavy attacks and the down button. They can at last live the dream of flying the copter of retardation. Soi soi soi the copter goes. How I wish I could be present during these character defining moments. It brings tears to my eyes when I imagine the puddles of drewl that resides within their keyboards. In a not to distant future they will probably be able to fish spergfish in the great sea of chromosomes.

I will be rating this game 8/10 today, could use more heavy attacks and abit more wallclimbing, but otherwise it's a perfect game for vegetables and moonkin-mainers alike.
Posted 27 January, 2016.
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1.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
best game euw
Posted 3 February, 2014.
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