Salutations! I'm 67 years old, and I broke my hip while going on stage to obtain my trophy for the '81 World Chess Master Extreme Challenge. I am now retired and only play Chess in my spare time.

I have won numerous Chess tournaments; The two biggest that I have won are the National 1977 i77 Chess Championships, and the 1981 World Chess Master Extreme Challenge. The total prize money from all of the tournaments I have participated in equals to ~9.5 million dollars. Because of this cool 9.5 million, I never have to work another day in my life. I am also currently training to compete in the Dreamhack 2017 Chess KATOWICE LAN tournament. I have been scouted and recruited to the CiP (Chess in Pyjamas) Chess team.

I have purchased a $7.2K gaming rig to compete in online Chess tournaments, so I can get the best response times. My computer specifications include: an Alienware rubberrized anti-sweat G4M3R™ Red LED strobe 25000 DPI gaming mouse, heart shaped super slick GLIDE MASTER™ mousepad, 10-Keyless rubber dome chicklet SUPER REACTION™ gaming keyboard, single core AMD API processor clocked at 18.6MB/s, 1TB of 2773KB/s RAM, eight 4GB hyper solid state drives in RAID 0, four ATI double super lube high speed ball bearing turbo dual akimbo chip graphics cards in Crossfire, a 2400 wattage Alienware 80+ Uranium certified PSU, BANGA MATE™ high definition super-bass sound card, and a triple HP CRT anti-screenglare 24hz 800x1600 Eyefinity monitor setup. This gaming rig allows me to get the best response times and the highest scores on any Chess game. I also have AOL Premium which gives me the highest internet speeds, so I get the highest FPS and loading times. My AOL Premium is 24FPS fast (fastest FPS internet speeds in all of America. If you get low FPS on any video game, I recommend upgrading to AOL Premium to increase your framerate.)

I hope to see you in-game! I usually go by the gaming handle CheckMateNigga1947. If you see me, don't be shy and say hi!