genuinely confused at the purpose of the existence of blobfish. yes, I am aware of the fact that they keep many populations from explosive growth and help keep the ocean floor clean of an abundance of plant matter... but still. look at how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UGLY they are. I just want to take my hand, stick it in its god forsaken, slippery & wet mouthhole - a gaping abyss - and rip its intestines out. there’s a primal urge to do something about that face too, that sagging, gelatinous heap of misery that somehow qualifies as a living being. I can imagine it screaming for someone to end it: 'please, kill me'. yes I will kill you you disgusting piece of sh

*paws at u in desperation* nyaa.... meowster... pwease... i need attention from u ;w; ive done multiple things to force chu to talk to me... a meow there, a nya here, but nyo bite... i dont know what to do anymore. *stares blankly at the moonless sky* i think im going to go into a self induced coma so i can get away from this endless nightmare. *big watery eyes stare at u* am i nyot good enough for chu anymore? if chu leave me... *my voice cracks* ...ill nyo longer be able to craft... ever again... i thought i was making 'great strides' to showing chu my many 'tricks of the trade'... ♥♥♥♥, poor quality on byregot's blessing again... grrr, chu think chu can just leave me in the dark? chu think chu can just walk away and find some other bun to wuv? for your sake, think again...

aww, y-you noticed, s-senpai?! *my cheeks flush pink as i fidget with my fingers* i-i didnt mean to be so bold, i just... can't help but feel this overwhelming rizz whenever i think of you, my dear sigma~ OwO uwu *ears twitch in sync with your heartbeat* but seeing you here now, i... i just can't control my feelings anymore! *prances around in joy* come here, my one in a melon rizzler! *wraps you in a tight hug, burying my face in your chest* together, forever and ever! uwu~

Nya-ha-ha-ha~! seems 'tis time for my ULTIMATE (uhl-tuh-muht) form to be unveiled...! my chakras are opened, the Seventh Gate of the Abyss unlocked!!! my skin... *tearing noises* is but a shell to be shed... my bones... *CRACK!* do warp and twist, forging anew in the crucible of transcendence...!!! BEHOLD!! as the very fabric of my essence reforges itself into a new state of sublime power!! NYA-HA-HA-HA!!! *my laughing echoes around chu*
*time skip // 3 months later...*
*clears throat* nyallo~! chu are talking to the director of this movie! unfortunately, i ran outta budget for the next episode, nyan! but dont worry! ill be back soon with more! *evil laugh* chu'll wish ya had a purrfection circle now, nyehehe...~!

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*whiskers twitch as i tilt my head curiously* my party is already full of needy ghouls, nyyyaaa~! chu could help me by being a sacrifice to gwo gowoth tho nya! *twirls awound chu playfully* i also want to use a bonesaw on your cwute neck mreow~! chu might think im cwazy nya... but i wuv hearing the snapping of the bone!! x3 i want to add chu to my 'mount collection'~! *purrs with anticipation* chu would be my magnum opus, mwahaaahaa~! *playfully paws at your head*