This Morning I downed a gallon of rubbing alcohol and had a bowl of hand grenades and fire crackers for breakfast before I build a chainsaw hand glider with barb wire to cut a Siberian tiger in half in space witch I BBQ on the sun and after I ate his tiger ribs I scalped him then I fought a fire demon in the 20th dimension and saved a monster truck filled with girls then got massaged from a thousand Brazilian super models on a bean bag made out of kitten fur.
What's your manly story?