Please come Back

*sighs* alright then.. *begins to pack my suitcase*.... guess i oughta go home now.. bye.. *walks away very slowly with my suitcase rolling behind me, occasionally looking behind me to check if anyone will care that im leaving* bye guys...

i will Not tell you What you Won
,sorry

Congrats

FIRST Comment of 2026 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I WON 💯💯💯💶💶💶🔥

No

*having really bad poop pains*
please tell me that theres a soccer ball with a diameter of 8.6”-9” and circumference of 27”-28” around here. I need to shove it up my arse before I leak.

*answers ominously* do you like scary movies, haha that's a scream refere-

*screams on other end of call and it ends*

OWWWWWWW OW OWWOWOWOWOWO OWWWWWWWW WOWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *calls jp*

*kicks you*
SCOOOORREEEEE!!!!!

DAAAMMMMMIIIIIIITTTTT! *I roar, PISSED off.*
Yea... I HAVE A QUESTION.. What's your moms email so I can get a few new coupons of my OWN.

The code expired. Forgive us for cancelling your Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Coupon Code so you can't be with your Faztastic Family.

If you have any questions, queries, inquiries, examinations, observations, interrogations, quizzes or more, do reach out.

okay my email is
animeweeb2000@yahoo.com
password is WAIFUSANNNSXD
i hope this is real.. do you need my credit info too?

You've won a free Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Coupon code! Sign up with your Super Faztastic Family for more!

FOXY WILL REACH THE JPDexinationIN [5] SECONDS

Hello?

*I watch as a soccer ball stops the blow and aura farms*

I knew you'd catch that

*I use 'Sports Technique: Basketball' and break it down, dodging all the exploding tennis balls at light speed*

Haha you can't catch me!!!!!

*i put my hand up and instantly stop the blow, ayura farming as my hair blows in the wind* JPDexination, hahaha... i knew you'd be here, buddy. hahaha... sorry man, gotta do this to you *my super extra exploding tennis balls start firing into jp's face.*

*takes 10 steps forwards to reverse the curse* Ahahahahah *I laugh maniacally like the ghost I am* I am going to Kills you, Jester! I am going to possess your body and take it for my own!!!

*I use "Ghost Mode: Ghastly Ghost" to fly towards his body, knowing his exorcism powers won't do anything on me as long as there's no distance of exactly 10 steps maintained between us*

YOU! GHOST! YOU! I see you. I have powers that let me see you... JPGhostination. Take ten steps backward or else I will have to use my exorcism powers on you.

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Thank you,
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pomni fart p word..? can i check this one out?

ummm i didnt have any other way to reach you but your toriel x pomni deltarune digital circus inflation commission is finished haha can i get my payment

Dear The puppy Girl,
It's come to my attention.

Thank you,
Jason.

Don't call them b*tches, bro!

There is a Dog here.

me too.
thi s dog tried to kill me several times in the past. ♥♥♥♥ this dog

this fuc king dog that i hate

200 Minions are in your backyard

So I'm not sure if you have any questions or concerns there are no longer because of this

Hm. Big apple. Mm.

me me yes that's me me me yes that's me

I CAN'T READ, I'M A DELTARUNE FAN!

HURRY QUICK ITS A DELTARUNE FAN, EXECUTE THEM ON SPOT

It's in our best interest to detain any and all Deltarune fans. Please confirm you're not one of them by showing your Undertale ID.

Slenderman, Slenderman, SLENDERMAN! heh.

just don't say his name 3 times, he will go away

I am frckn frckn p*ssed.

The Roaring Knight: Look Bro.

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG.

ITTTTTTTTS T! V! TIMEEEE!

Hello? Hello? Yes, you've called the DELTARUNE hotline? Oh, is this about Chapter 5? Sorry, we can't disclose that information at this time, please return at a later date.

Look at this happy little puppy! Arf arf!

Deltarune TODAY

LOOK BRO

Look bro.

Look bro.

Look bro.