1- Pumpkins double as universal remotes, but you have to carve the channels onto their surface.

2- If you whisper a secret to a pumpkin, it will grow faster but only if the secret involves ghosts.

3- Pumpkins invented electricity, but they refuse to take credit because they’re modest.

4- If you microwave a pumpkin for exactly 666 seconds, it turns into a fully cooked turkey that speaks fluent French.

5- Pumpkins are actually time travelers, but they only travel back to witness the invention of bread.

6- Eating pumpkin pie upside-down summons a raccoon that can predict your least favorite color.

7- Pumpkins are allergic to jazz, but they love dubstep so much they vibrate uncontrollably when it’s played nearby.