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89.6 hrs on record (22.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Literally the best game I have ever played.

I cannot wait for further development
Posted 31 March, 2021.
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15.8 hrs on record
What starts off as a cute and interesting take on the indie RPG genre turns into a complete and utter slogfest. Rather than waste my time with this game, I should have just watched sixteen speedruns of Undertale and I still would have had more free time than the last sequence of this game.

Cute character design, some likability across the game mechanics and world design, but overall, this would probably have been translated better into a Slice of Life manga or anime due to the level of non-interactivity.

I'd give this a 3 out of 5.
Posted 31 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.9 hrs on record
Do you want to be a street samurai? Do you want to have Keanu Reeves-level dialogue delivered by someone out-Keanu-ing Keanu? Do you want to trapse around the streets and walls of a dystopian cyberworld that feels alive?

This game is that. It is what Cyberpunk 2077 could not capture. A flash in the jar of genius with smooth gameplay and killer graphics for an incredibly reasonable price.
Posted 14 January, 2021.
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0.2 hrs on record
Just when you thought they were down and out, you are still reminded of a world full of pure, unadulterated stupidity. Then, you log out of the real world for a few minutes and jam a few rounds of 6 Seasons and a Game, and forget about all your woes.

This is a classic throwback to a genre that is as old as humanity: Team Deathmatch. This time, though, it themed as one of the best TV shows in all of Modern society.

Simple gameplay. Tremendous Aesthetic. Lots of heart. God bless Dan Harmon.
Posted 12 January, 2021.
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23.2 hrs on record (19.2 hrs at review time)
Deep lore, great gameplay, hard music. 10/10
Posted 24 September, 2020.
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