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•。★Christmas★ 。* 。
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˚ ˛ •˛•˚ */______/~\。˚ ˚ ˛
˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ | 田田 |門| ˚
Come back soon my dutch Goddess....I can only go so long without you ♥
-- Publilius Syrus
🤔
I'm successful because I'm lucky. The harder I work, the luckier I get.
🤠
Professor Farnsworth: "Oh my, that steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me."
😱
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
-- Norm Crosby
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Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only
specification is that it should run noiselessly.
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If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
😬
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it.
-- W. Somerset Maughm, his last words
😚
I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long
hero! I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live? Won't you,
please?
-- Homer Simpson
Fear of Flying
😘
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ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy New Year
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