sheep hole's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 9:33pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 9:52pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 9:55pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 3:21pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 8:59pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 10:14pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 6:36pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 9:35pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2014 @ 12:57am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2014 @ 12:19pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2014 @ 1:14pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 2:41pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 8:11pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 9:28pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 9:16pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 9:51pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 6:21pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 8:40pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 8:43pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 9:06pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 7:14pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 4:35pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 11:38pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 10:03pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 10:26pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 11:41am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 5:11pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 3:58pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 11:01am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2014 @ 12:50am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 5:57pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 11:45am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 12:30pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2014 @ 12:42am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 11:01pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 11:01am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2014 @ 12:55pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 3:34pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 11:01am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 11:01am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 9:18pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 10:18pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2019 @ 2:29am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 10:25pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 9:25pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 9:09pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2014 @ 10:19pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 9:14pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2014 @ 1:03am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2014 @ 10:12pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 10:03pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 10:06pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2014 @ 12:11pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 8:23pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 11:01am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2014 @ 2:42pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 4:19pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 5:48pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 8:29pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 1 May, 2015 @ 9:39pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2019 @ 8:51pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 7:04pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 7:26pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 8:27pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 5:29pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 9:20pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

11 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,335 / 5,000