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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 2:40pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 3:59pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 3:28pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:42pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 3:32pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2015 @ 11:55pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:05pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2015 @ 11:33am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 8:02pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 10:08pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 8:22am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2015 @ 10:55pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2015 @ 1:53am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 5:20am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 9 May, 2015 @ 4:43pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 9:18pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 4:24am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 9:22pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 9:19pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:31pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 9 May, 2015 @ 3:42pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 3:40pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 4:24am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 10:23pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:48pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2015 @ 11:07am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2015 @ 10:57am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 7:28pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 5:03am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 9:59pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2015 @ 11:57pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2015 @ 11:08am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:23pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 10:00pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 5:15pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 8:32pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 8:27pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 6:43am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 8:26pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2014 @ 4:30pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:14pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 2:36pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 3:10pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:21pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:08pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 5:02am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 8:26pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 3:41pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:51pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:25pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:18pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 3:54pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 4:43am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 5:40am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 5:26am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 8:09am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:18pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2015 @ 1:55am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2018 @ 10:16pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 12:25pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:16pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 10:04am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:16pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2018 @ 9:52pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 10:47am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 7:43pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:14pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 8:34am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 8:08am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 1:15am



Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
1,805 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
1 / 30
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