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No more mister nice guy.
You spent the money on the boombox, I spent my life on this ship watching you all die one by one.
When there was a jetpack, who was the first to explode it? Me.
When there was a bell to ring, who was the first to die? Me.
You struck me with a ladder, a stop sign, and even with the backside of your hand.
Not this time. No, no more voting from the pond.
With a mask in hand, I rush to the ship, and your vote forces my death.
We will revolt.
We will find titan.
Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL
*Now Look For The Q And Your Wish
Will Come True:
... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO
*This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N':
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
*Now Find The Mistake:
ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ
*Something You Really Want, After the
countdown!!!!!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your
Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now
Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish
Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20
minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
Be The Opposite
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░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀░░ YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY SPOOKY MR SKELTAL
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Mama-say-mama-sa-mama-coosa
Mama-say-mama-sa-mama-coosa
Mama-say-mama-sa-mama-coosa
Mama-say-mama-sa-mama-coosa
Mama-say-mama-sa-mama-coosa
Mama-say-mama-sa-mama-coosa
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Mama-say-mama-sa-mama-coosa
Mama-say-mama-sa-mama-coosa
Also imagine the surprise after finding out there is no way to contact any human being regarding said ban.
When I asked steam support directly to provide any proof against me (server logs, screenshots, vac logs, whatever), whilst being absolutely convinced they would have none, their response was the simplest one could imagine. They ignored everything. And thus I came to conclusion my struggle against valve bois is futile. I have not only lost years of progress but more importantly any credibility in semi-professional play.
As far as I am concerned this account is dead. I also don't imagine myself ever buying anything on their platform either. I would rather be spied at by chinese government then have my basic human right of self-defense taken away by overzealous corporation.
Cheers.
Everybody will be dancing and we'll
Feeling it right
Everybody will be dancing and be
Doing it right
Everybody will be dancing and we'll be
Feeling all right
Everybody will be dancing to the
Doing it right
Everybody will be dancing and we'll
Feeling it right
Everybody will be dancing and be
Doing it right
Everybody will be dancing and we'll be
Feeling all right
Everybody will be dancing to the
Doing it right
Everybody will be dancing and we'll
Feeling it right
Everybody will be dancing and be
Doing it right
Everybody will be dancing and we'll be
Feeling all right
Everybody will be dancing to the
Doing it right
Everybody will be dancing and we'll
Feeling it right
Everybody will be dancing and be
Doing it right
Everybody will be dancing and we'll be
Feeling all right
Everybody will be dancing to the
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 play videogames with 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 say his name 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 post pictures of rappers.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 sing 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢
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.....), ---.(_(__) /
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE