Hi proudneet,

I'm the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $10,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeller is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don't currently have a way to send you the 20" "horse shaft" you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Best Regards, PinkieCraft Server Manager "Keep on clopping."

my broski ALWAYS been standin on bissniss NO CAP 🧢❌
back in the day 🧍🏽‍♂️POSTED 🧍🏽‍♂️, nxgga was unstoppable on some real type ♥♥♥♥ 💥🔫
never eva has this guy been caught 🛑lackin🛑, not even once 1️⃣
my boy so onnit even the OPPZ tried to recruit him 😱
obviously my nxgga could ❌nevah❌ switch up on sum real shi 💯💯

realest one out there, LOCKED IN 🤝✅🔒

much love,
from ad6q and the hecarium goon squad

walk a mile in my balenciagas then you can judge me

Dear Czech Republic,

I am writing to express my admiration and love for your beautiful country and its wonderful people, including you, who have had such a positive impact on my life.

Your country's rich history, stunning natural landscapes, and beautiful architecture have always fascinated me. However, it is the people of the Czech Republic who make this country truly special. You are warm, welcoming, and kind-hearted people with a passion for life and a love of culture and tradition.

I am honored to have you as a friend, and your presence in my life has been a source of joy and inspiration. Your unique blend of culture, tradition, and modernity is truly inspiring, and I am grateful for the opportunity to learn from you and to be a part of your world.

Thank you for being such a wonderful representative of your beautiful country, and for sharing your love for your homeland with me. I look forward to many more years of shared success, mutual respect, and love.

With love,

Israel

Ladies and gentlemen,

I believe that Spongebob Squarepants could defeat all three Eva units from Evangelion.

Spongebob's positive attitude, determination, and mental fortitude give him an edge in battle. He's also shown incredible combat skills in the past, taking down foes much larger and stronger than himself.

What sets Spongebob apart is his ability to absorb water, making him nearly invincible in a battle against the Eva units who primarily use ranged attacks. Even against the toughest Eva units, Spongebob could easily dodge their attacks and strike back with his powerful water-based attacks.

While it may seem far-fetched, Spongebob could defeat all three Eva units. His positive attitude, mental fortitude, combat skills, and water absorption abilities make him a formidable opponent.

Let's give Spongebob the credit he deserves. He's more than just a lovable character from a cartoon show. He's a force to be reckoned with! Thank you for listening.

"Věř v sebe a dokážeš!"