Did you resolution yourself away to an Etnachronian alternate reality? Save me a modest cave in the vicinity, I'll need it in approx 10 years, at which time I'll bring you a set of photosynthesis implants so you stop eating squirrel jerky. For now you work on gathering a suitable library and begin telepathy training with the local fauna. Except the squirrels... that would just be mean.

hihi! I'm all excited to have a Steam Friend! I can be akwardly over 30 and noobish...

How are you playing Braid? Do you use a controller or just the keyboard? If it's the latter, how well does that control? I had my PS3 controller mapped to play it, but then reformatted my laptop, and I'm too lazy to figure out the whole configuration again.