ich bin ein echter gängsta

Man sollte Spühlmaschienen in die Politik verfrachten, hat die gleiche Wirkung wie Frauen, ist aber günstiger

Alter, überweis mir bitte endlich den Unterhalt für unser Kind. Der kleine Benjamin fragt schon die ganze Zeit, wann ich ihm endlich wieder was zu Essen kaufen kann

ich fiste dich in den analschacht

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because you gave me cancer anyway.