If I had to pick a Pokémon character that I'm most similar to, I'm definitely a Gary Oak. Not Gameboy version one either, I'd be Gary from the TV series because like him I'm a chick magnet. I find it hard to make friends when everyone around me is a loser! Much like Gary's situation, it's seriously so annoying going through life while everyone else is so LAME. My skill in Pokémon battles is a gift and a curse; I have already unlocked secrets and levels of knowledge you could only dream of attaining, but alas, I am fated to carry the weight of knowledge alone.

When I'm waiting for people to catch up to my skills I often explore other Pokémon battles in my mind. I open up my mind's Pokédex and catalogue all the different species. Within 10 seconds from entering a room I will have 20 party-compositions picked out and on standby in case I need to battle.

I've already seen more and done more in my 29 years than you'll do in your entire life. You are all durants to me, smell you later.