Recent reviews by -=+professoredits+=-

I like the ♥♥♥♥ eating smile the crushers do.

crystal is the best soundtrack and you CAN'T convince me otherwise.

There's still hope. https://bwsecondary.ddns.net/

=+{Audience}==
☐ The guy who plays the game in the ads
☐ GD Auto level
☐ Nick JR game
☐ Casuals
☐ Have a bit of experience in the genre
☐ Experienced players only
☑ Veterans
☐ Pros
☐ Gamers

=+{Graphics}+=
☐ 1x1
☐ Camera is a potater
☐ MS Paint much?
☐ Scrunches up your face
☐ Bad, but not too bad.
☑ Balanced
☐ Good
☐ Glimmering
☐ VR Game

=+{Controls}+=
☑ Mixed
☐ Arrow Keys or WASD
☐ Player controls with cursor
☐ Passable
☐ Bad default binds
☐ Two major controls
☐ How do i even play this?

=+{Price}+=
☐ Just takes a penny
☐ Maybe a nickel
☐ Price seems accurate
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Double digits
☐ You need a subscription to play the game
☐ SPARE YOUR WALLET PLEASE

=+{System Requirements}+=
☐ You can play it on the Antkythera Mechanism
☐ Check if it can run paint
☐ Borrow your gandfather's laptop
☑ Average Computer
☐ Windows 10 or higher
☐ Check if it can run a 30v30 battle on gmod
☐ Gaming PC
☐ Cyberpower Gaming Xtreme PC
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

=+{Difficulty}+=
☐ Just press space to win
☐ You only need a pair of arms
☐ Normal
☐ An average match in TF2
☐ Minecraft Hardcore
☑ Pretty Difficult
☐ Check if you can beat a single level of pacman
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Bloodlust
☐ you can't reach pink color

=+{Game Length}+=
☑ Depends on how you play the game
☐ About 0-6 hours
☐ About 6-12 hours
☑ About 12-30 hours
☐ About 30+ hours
☐ go to bed
☐ Eternal

=+{Story}+=
☐ Not there yet
☑ Unnecessary
☐ ARG
☐ Tries to tell it throughout the game
☐ Your grandma's bedtime story
☐ Average
☐ The book for your book report
☐ Good enough to get you hooked
☐ Perfect

=+{Bugs}+=
☐ Bug nest
☐ Isn't functional
☐ A lot
☐ Very few
☐ Ones you can use for speedrun
☐ Very little
☑ Just that one
☐ None

=+{Mechanics}+=
☐ It's not a platformer game
☐ Game needs a mechanic
☐ Stale
☑ Slight
☐ Each level introduces and focuses on one
☐ Each level introduces them and they appear in every other level
☐ Like a delicious soup
☐ Like a box of chocolates

=+{Pay to win}+=
☐ You actually have to pay to win
☐ Yes
☑ No

=+{DLC}+=
☐ There isn't any yet
☑ None is needed
☐ Just the soundtrack
☐ Worth it's price
☐ Necessary for satisfaction
☐ Wait for sale
☐ They're all scams

=+{Easter eggs}+=
☑ It isn't easter yet
☐ Very few
☐ You have to look them up to find them
☐ Average
☐ Enough to make it interesting
☐ Game is renowned for it

=+{References}+=
☑ None (That i know of)
☐ It's a running joke
☐ Only one
☐ They are all obscure
☐ A little too much
☐ Stanley parable
☐ Entire game is based off of another game

=+{Updates}+=
☐ Geometry dash
☐ Looks dead
☐ About one per year
☐ Very little
☑ Not often but they bring alot
☐ Average
☐ It's mostly bug fixes
☐ dude chill
☐ The updates are managed by a bot

=+{Level editor}+=

☐ That's why i bought the game
☑ Too complex for me
☐ You gotta unlock it first
☐ Professoredits would like to know your location
☐ No

=+{Workshop}+=
☐ Hollow
☑ Under 20 items
☐ Growing Community
☐ Just Perfect

=+{Community hub tab}+=
☐ i saw some cringe
☐ Nobody really posts on it
☐ At least one guide
☑ Average
☐ It's mostly screenshots and artwork

=+{Conclusion}+=
This game seems to be centered around more experienced players\, although i wish the level editor was more simple.

=+{Audience}==
☐ The guy who plays the game in the ads
☐ GD Auto level
☐ Nick JR game
☑ Casuals
☐ Have a bit of experience in the genre
☐ Experienced players only
☐ Veterans
☐ Pros
☐ Gamers

=+{Graphics}+=
☐ 1x1
☐ Camera is a potater
☐ MS Paint much?
☐ Scrunches up your face
☐ Bad, but not too bad.
☐ Balanced
☑ Good
☐ Glimmering
☐ VR Game

=+{Controls}+=
☑ Mixed
☐ Arrow Keys or WASD
☐ Player controls with cursor
☐ Passable
☐ Bad default binds
☐ Two major controls
☐ How do i even play this?

=+{Price}+=
☐ Just takes a penny
☑ Maybe a nickel
☐ Price seems accurate
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Double digits
☐ You need a subscription to play the game
☐ SPARE YOUR WALLET PLEASE

=+{System Requirements}+=
☐ You can play it on the Antkythera Mechanism
☐ Check if it can run paint
☐ Borrow your gandfather's laptop
☑ Average Computer
☐ Windows 10 or higher
☐ Check if it can run a 30v30 battle on gmod
☐ Gaming PC
☐ Cyberpower Gaming Xtreme PC
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

=+{Difficulty}+=
☐ Just press space to win
☐ You only need a pair of arms
☐ Normal
☐ An average match in TF2
☑ Minecraft Hardcore
☐ Pretty Difficult
☐ Check if you can beat a single level of pacman
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Bloodlust
☐ you can't reach pink color

=+{Game Length}+=
☐ Depends on how you play the game
☐ About 0-6 hours
☑ About 6-12 hours (assuming you're only gonna complete the campaign)
☐ About 12-30 hours
☐ About 30+ hours
☐ go to bed
☐ Eternal

=+{Story}+=
☐ Not there yet
☑ Unnecessary
☐ ARG
☐ Tries to tell it throughout the game
☐ Your grandma's bedtime story
☐ Average
☐ The book for your book report
☐ Good enough to get you hooked
☐ Perfect

=+{Bugs}+=
☐ Bug nest
☐ Isn't functional
☐ A lot
☐ Very few
☐ Ones you can use for speedrun
☐ Very little
☐ Just that one
☑ None (that i know of)

=+{Mechanics}+=
☐ It's not a platformer game
☐ Game needs a mechanic
☐ Stale
☐ Slight
☐ Each level introduces and focuses on one
☐ Each level introduces them and they appear in every other level
☑ Like a delicious soup
☐ Like a box of chocolates

=+{Pay to win}+=
☐ You actually have to pay to win
☐ Yes
☑ No

=+{DLC}+=
☑ There isn't any yet
☐ None is needed
☐ Just the soundtrack
☐ Worth it's price
☐ Necessary for satisfaction
☐ Wait for sale
☐ They're all scams

=+{Easter eggs}+=
☑ It isn't easter yet
☐ Very few
☐ You have to look them up to find them
☐ Average
☐ Enough to make it interesting
☐ Game is renowned for it

=+{References}+=
☑ None
☐ It's a running joke
☐ Only one
☐ They are all obscure
☐ A little too much
☐ Stanley parable
☐ Entire game is based off of another game

=+{Updates}+=
☐ Geometry dash
☐ Looks dead
☐ About one per year
☐ Very little
☑ Not often but they bring alot
☐ Average
☐ It's mostly bug fixes
☐ dude chill
☐ The updates are managed by a bot

=+{Level editor}+=

☐ That's why i bought the game
☐ Too complex for me
☐ You gotta unlock it first
☑ Professoredits would like to know your location
☐ No

=+{Workshop}+=
☐ Hollow
☐ Under 20 items
☐ Growing Community
☑ Just Perfect

=+{Community hub tab}+=
☐ i saw some cringe
☐ Nobody really posts on it
☐ At least one guide
☑ Average
☐ It's mostly screenshots and artwork

=+{Conclusion}+=
"you've played for 666 hours" hahaha funnie devil number

=+{Audience}==
☐ The guy who plays the game in the ads
☐ GD Auto level
☐ Nick JR game
☑ Casuals
☐ Have a bit of experience in the genre
☐ Experienced players only
☐ Veterans
☐ Pros
☐ Gamers

=+{Graphics}+=
☐ 1x1
☐ Camera is a potater
☐ MS Paint much?
☐ Scrunches up your face
☐ Bad, but not too bad.
☐ Balanced
☑ Good
☐ Glimmering
☐ VR Game

=+{Controls}+=
☐ Mixed
☐ Arrow Keys or WASD
☐ Player controls with cursor
☑ Passable
☐ Bad default binds
☐ Two major controls
☐ How do i even play this?

=+{Price}+=
☐ Just takes a penny
☐ Maybe a nickel
☑ Price seems accurate
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Double digits
☐ You need a subscription to play the game
☐ SPARE YOUR WALLET PLEASE

=+{System Requirements}+=
☐ You can play it on the Antkythera Mechanism
☐ Check if it can run paint
☐ Borrow your gandfather's laptop
☑ Average Computer
☐ Windows 10 or higher
☐ Check if it can run a 30v30 battle on gmod
☐ Gaming PC
☐ Cyberpower Gaming Xtreme PC
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

=+{Difficulty}+=
☐ Just press space to win
☐ You only need a pair of arms
☐ Normal
☑ An average match in TF2
☐ Minecraft Hardcore
☐ Pretty Difficult
☐ Check if you can beat a single level of pacman
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Bloodlust
☐ you can't reach pink color

=+{Game Length}+=
☐ Depends on how you play the game
☐ About 0-6 hours
☐ About 6-12 hours
☐ About 12-30 hours
☐ About 30+ hours
☐ go to bed
☑ Eternal

=+{Story}+=
☐ Not there yet
☑ Unnecessary
☐ ARG
☐ Tries to tell it throughout the game
☐ Your grandma's bedtime story
☐ Average
☐ The book for your book report
☐ Good enough to get you hooked
☐ Perfect

=+{Bugs}+=
☐ Bug nest
☑ Isn't functional (This is a joke, it's supposed to reference the bug dlc and the western faction update being delayed due to bugs.)
☐ A lot
☐ Very few
☐ Ones you can use for speedrun
☑ Very little
☐ Just that one
☐ None

=+{Mechanics}+=
☐ It's not a platformer game
☐ Game needs a mechanic
☐ Stale
☐ Slight
☑ Each level introduces and focuses on one
☐ Each level introduces them and they appear in every other level
☐ Like a delicious soup
☐ Like a box of chocolates

=+{Pay to win}+=
☐ You actually have to pay to win
☐ Yes
☑ No

=+{DLC}+=
☐ There isn't any yet
☐ None is needed
☐ Just the soundtrack
☑ Worth it's price
☐ Necessary for satisfaction
☐ Wait for sale
☐ They're all scams

=+{Easter eggs}+=
☐ It isn't easter yet
☐ Very few
☑ You have to look them up to find them
☐ Average
☐ Enough to make it interesting
☐ Game is renowned for it

=+{References}+=
☑ None (That i know of)
☐ It's a running joke
☐ Only one
☐ They are all obscure
☐ A little too much
☐ Stanley parable
☐ Entire game is based off of another game

=+{Updates}+=
☐ Geometry dash
☐ Looks dead
☐ About one per year
☐ Very little
☑ Not often but they bring alot
☐ Average
☐ It's mostly bug fixes
☐ dude chill
☐ The updates are managed by a bot

=+{Level editor}+=
☐ That's why i bought the game
☐ Too complex for me
☐ You gotta unlock it first
☑ Professoredits would like to know your location
☐ No

=+{Workshop}+=
☑ Hollow
☐ Under 20 items
☐ Growing Community
☐ Just Perfect

=+{Community hub tab}+=
☐ i saw some cringe
☐ Nobody really posts on it
☐ At least one guide
☑ Average
☐ It's mostly screenshots and artwork

=+{Conclusion}+=
i approve of this game

=+{Audience}==
☐ The guy who plays the game in the ads
☐ GD Auto level
☐ Nick JR game
☑ Casuals
☐ Have a bit of experience in the genre
☐ Experienced players only
☐ Veterans
☐ Pros
☐ Gamers

=+{Graphics}+=
☐ 1x1
☐ Camera is a potater
☐ MS Paint much?
☐ Scrunches up your face
☐ Bad, but not too bad.
☑ Balanced
☐ Good
☐ Glimmering
☐ VR Game

=+{Controls}+=
☐ Mixed
☐ Arrow Keys or WASD
☑ Player controls with cursor
☐ Passable
☐ Bad default binds
☐ Two major controls
☐ How do i even play this?

=+{Price}+=
☐ Just takes a penny
☐ Maybe a nickel
☑ Price seems accurate
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Double digits
☐ You need a subscription to play the game
☐ SPARE YOUR WALLET PLEASE

=+{System Requirements}+=
☐ You can play it on the Antkythera Mechanism
☐ Check if it can run paint
☐ Borrow your gandfather's laptop
☑ Average Computer
☐ Windows 10 or higher
☐ Check if it can run a 30v30 battle on gmod
☐ Gaming PC
☐ Cyberpower Gaming Xtreme PC
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

=+{Difficulty}+=
☐ Just press space to win
☑ You only need a pair of arms
☐ Normal
☐ An average match in TF2
☐ Minecraft Hardcore
☐ Pretty Difficult
☐ Check if you can beat a single level of pacman
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Bloodlust
☐ you can't reach pink color

=+{Game Length}+=
☑ Depends on how you play the game
☐ About 0-6 hours
☑ About 6-12 hours
☐ About 12-30 hours
☐ About 30+ hours
☐ go to bed
☐ Eternal

=+{Story}+=
☐ Not there yet
☐ Unnecessary
☐ ARG
☑ Tries to tell it throughout the game
☐ Your grandma's bedtime story
☐ Average
☐ The book for your book report
☐ Good enough to get you hooked
☐ Perfect

=+{Bugs}+=
☐ Bug nest
☐ Isn't functional
☐ A lot
☐ Very few
☐ Ones you can use for speedrun
☐ Very little
☑ Just that one
☐ None

=+{Mechanics}+=
☑ It's not a platformer game
☐ Game needs a mechanic
☐ Stale
☐ Slight
☐ Each level introduces and focuses on one
☐ Each level introduces them and they appear in every other level
☐ Like a delicious soup
☐ Like a box of chocolates

=+{Pay to win}+=
☐ You actually have to pay to win
☐ Yes
☑ No

=+{DLC}+=
☑ There isn't any yet
☐ None is needed
☐ Just the soundtrack
☐ Worth it's price
☐ Necessary for satisfaction
☐ Wait for sale
☐ They're all scams

=+{Easter eggs}+=
☐ It isn't easter yet
☐ Very few
☑ You have to look them up to find them
☐ Average
☐ Enough to make it interesting
☐ Game is renowned for it

=+{References}+=
☑ None
☐ It's a running joke
☐ Only one
☐ They are all obscure
☐ A little too much
☐ Stanley parable
☐ Entire game is based off of another game

=+{Updates}+=
☐ Geometry dash
☑ Looks dead
☐ About one per year
☐ Very little
☐ Not often but they bring alot
☐ Average
☐ It's mostly bug fixes
☐ dude chill
☐ The updates are managed by a bot

=+{Level editor}+=

☐ That's why i bought the game
☐ Too complex for me
☐ You gotta unlock it first
☐ Professoredits would like to know your location
☑ No

=+{Workshop}+=
☑ Hollow
☐ Under 20 items
☐ Growing Community
☐ Just Perfect

=+{Community hub tab}+=
☐ i saw some cringe
☐ Nobody really posts on it
☐ At least one guide
☑ Average
☐ It's mostly screenshots and artwork

=+{Reccomended?}+=
☐ Just buy it already
☑ Yes
☐ Sure
☐ Sorta
☐ Inbetween
☐ Not really
☐ Nah
☐ No
☐ Just refund it already
☐ Unsure

=+{Conclusion}+=
bonus points because of nostalgia

=+{Audience}==
☐ The guy who plays the game in the ads
☐ GD Auto level
☐ Nick JR game
☐ Casuals
☑ Have a bit of experience in the genre
☐ Experienced players only
☐ Veterans
☐ Pros
☐ Gamers

=+{Graphics}+=
☐ 1x1
☐ Camera is a potater
☐ MS Paint much?
☐ Scrunches up your face
☐ Bad, but not too bad.
☑ Balanced
☐ Good
☐ Glimmering
☐ VR Game

=+{Controls}+=
☐ Mixed
☑ Arrow Keys or WASD
☐ Player controls with cursor
☐ Passable
☐ Bad default binds
☐ Two major controls
☐ How do i even play this?

=+{Price}+=
☐ Just takes a penny
☐ Maybe a nickel
☑ Price seems accurate
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Double digits
☐ You need a subscription to play the game
☐ SPARE YOUR WALLET PLEASE

=+{System Requirements}+=
☐ You can play it on the Antkythera Mechanism
☐ Check if it can run paint
☐ Borrow your gandfather's laptop
☐ Average Computer
☑ Windows 10 or higher
☐ Check if it can run a 30v30 battle on gmod
☐ Gaming PC
☐ Cyberpower Gaming Xtreme PC
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

=+{Difficulty}+=
☐ Just press space to win
☐ You only need a pair of arms
☐ Normal
☑ An average match in TF2
☐ Minecraft Hardcore
☐ Pretty Difficult
☐ Check if you can beat a single level of pacman
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Bloodlust
☐ you can't reach pink color

=+{Game Length}+=
☐ Depends on how you play the game
☐ About 0-6 hours
☐ About 6-12 hours
☐ About 12-30 hours
☐ About 30+ hours
☐ go to bed
☑ Eternal

=+{Story}+=
☐ Not there yet
☑ Unnecessary
☐ ARG
☐ Tries to tell it throughout the game
☐ Your grandma's bedtime story
☐ Average
☐ The book for your book report
☐ Good enough to get you hooked
☐ Perfect

=+{Bugs}+=
☐ Bug nest
☐ Isn't functional
☐ A lot
☐ Very few
☑ Ones you can use for speedrun
☐ Very little
☐ Just that one
☐ None

=+{Mechanics}+=
☑ It's not a platformer game
☐ Game needs a mechanic
☐ Stale
☐ Slight
☐ Each level introduces and focuses on one
☐ Each level introduces them and they appear in every other level
☐ Like a delicious soup
☐ Like a box of chocolates

=+{Pay to win}+=
☐ You actually have to pay to win
☐ Yes
☑ No

=+{DLC}+=
☑ There isn't any yet
☐ None is needed
☐ Just the soundtrack
☐ Worth it's price
☐ Necessary for satisfaction
☐ Wait for sale
☐ They're all scams

=+{Easter eggs}+=
☑ It isn't easter yet
☐ Very few
☐ You have to look them up to find them
☐ Average
☐ Enough to make it interesting
☐ Game is renowned for it

=+{References}+=
☑ None
☐ It's a running joke
☐ Only one
☐ They are all obscure
☐ A little too much
☐ Stanley parable
☐ Entire game is based off of another game

=+{Updates}+=
☐ Geometry dash
☐ Looks dead
☐ About one per year
☐ Very little
☑ Not often but they bring alot
☐ Average
☐ It's mostly bug fixes
☐ dude chill
☐ The updates are managed by a bot

=+{Level editor}+=

☑ That's why i bought the game
☐ Too complex for me
☐ You gotta unlock it first
☐ Professoredits would like to know your location
☐ No

=+{Workshop}+=
☐ Hollow
☐ Under 20 items
☑ Growing Community
☐ Just Perfect

=+{Community hub tab}+=
☐ i saw some cringe
☐ Nobody really posts on it
☐ At least one guide
☑ Average
☐ It's mostly screenshots and artwork

=+{Reccomended?}+=
☑ Just buy it already
☐ Yes
☐ Sure
☐ Sorta
☐ Inbetween
☐ Not really
☐ Nah
☐ No
☐ Just refund it already
☐ Unsure

=+{Conclusion}+=
I came here because of the people let's playing it, stayed because it's good for spending time during quarantine

=[Audience]=
☐ Nick JR. game
☐ Average
☑ Casuals
☐ Be experienced in the genre
☐ Pros only

=[Graphics]= (edit: i am so mad that i put doom 1's graphics as the worst option here. what the hell is wrong with me)
☐ DOOM 1
☐ Potater
☐ Scrunches up your face
☐ Bad but not too much
☑ Balanced
☐ Good
☐ Glimmering
☐ Is this even real?

=[Gameplay/controls]=
☐ Arrow keys or wasd
☐ use your cursor
☑ OK
☐ Bad default binds
☐ Two major controls
☐ How do i even play this?

==
☐ Only a penny
☑ Price seems accurate
☐ Wait for the sale
☐ About 24.99
☐ SPARE YOUR WALLET

=[Requirements]=
☐ Check if it can run paint
☐ Your grandfather's laptop
☐ Average computer
☑ Check if it can run algodoo
☐ Gamer PC
☐ Ask NASA

=[Difficulty]=
☐ Depends on how you play
☐ You only need a pair of arms
☐ Normal
☐ Minecraft
☐ Pretty Difficult
☐ Check if you can beat pacman
☐ Dark Souls
☑ Bloodlust (It really depends on what level you're playing.)
☐ Not worth it

=[Game time/length]=
☐ Depends if you know what your doing
☐ About 0-6 hours
☐ About 6-12 hours
☐ About 12-30 hours
☐ About 30+ hours
☑ Eternal

=[Story]=
☐ Not there yet
☑ Isn't needed
☐ Tries to tell it throughout the game
☐ Bedtime story
☐ Average
☐ Good enough to get you hooked
☐ Amazing


=[Bugs]=
☐ Game is bug nest
☐ Isn't functional because of bugs
☐ A lot
☑ Very few
☐ Ones you can use for speedrun
☐ None

=[Pay to win]=
☐ You actually have to pay to win
☐ True
☑ False

=[DLC]=
☐ There isn't any yet
☐ Only the soundtrack
☑ Necessary for satisfaction
☐ Worth full price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Scams

=[Easter Eggs]=
☐ It isn't easter yet
☑ Very few
☐ You have to look them up to find them
☐ Enough to make it interesting
☐ Game is renowned for it

=[References]=
☑ None
☐ Only one
☐ They are all obscure
☐ Average
☐ A little too much
☐ Stanley parable
☐ Whole game is based off another game

=[Updates]=
☑ Looks dead
☐ One per year
☐ Very little
☐ Not often but they bring alot
☐ Average
☐ It's mostly bug fixes
☐ Above average
☐ The updates are managed by a bot

=[Level editor]=
☐ No
☐ Unlocked through campaign
☑ Professoredits would like to know your location

=[Conclusion]=
This was a very good game back then around when it was released.

you dash the geometry. ♥♥♥♥ yeah