profdobbs's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:10pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:55pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:31am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:06am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:45pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:23pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:34am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 10:57am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:41am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:25am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:38pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 11:02am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 6:56pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 6:47pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 6:00pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 10:50am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:46pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:26pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:27am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:12pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:15pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:11pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:20pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 7:33pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 11:02am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 10:47am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 2:04pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 8:40pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

9 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

3,260 / 5,000