Recent reviews by Procious Sloan

Love the NBA? Want to play an NBA game on the PC? Yes you say? Well, let me tell you a few things about this wonderful game!

Have you ever wanted to decide between facing an invisible opponate online or giving your computer a sexually transmitted disease? We have you covered! Either disable your antivirus while playing online or you will have to defend against invisible players in mypark!

Have you ever wanted to get a middle finger from an A+ game devoloper? Yes? Well, I have great news for you! You get two middle fingers for the price of one! You get one middle finger for playing on the PC. You will be the last to receive patches, roster updates, or anything else game related. That is if you get a patch at all. Does not matter how broken the game is! You get that second special middle finger because 2K released a buggy mess this year to all the special boys and girls. PC and console alike.

Have you played a game and thought, "You know what this game needs? More random crashes."? NBA 2k17 Legendary Mess Edition has you covered. You can expect that when you upgrade your char, a badge you have already earned will keep popping up and crashing your game. Who would have thought that 2K would combine the great feeling of watching your character progress with the feeling you get as your game winks out on you? Pure genius!

Are you worried that they will fix the buggy mess that makes the game unplayable? Don't be! Do not forget that you are a red headed step child in 2K Sport's eyes. Your step brother Jimmy will get that shiny new BMX for Christmas, but not you. No, you will get the greatest gift of all. Socks. There is a 7gb patch for the PS4. They said it is coming soon to XBOX One. They made no mention of PC though . So, the good times keeps on rolling with random crashes and players missing arms and legs. With all these unsupported bad ports, it has never been a better time to be a PC gamer!

Do you love game companies miliking you for money after you purchase their game at A+ game prices? Yes? Well some more good news. 2K really stepped it up this year. Every time you upgrade your char, the default position of your icon rests on the "Purchase VC" button. So, you will hit that a million times over the span of upgrading your character. Each time you hit it, you will be lovingly reminded how much 2K really cares about your wallet.

I know you are probably thinking, "Maybe I will wait to buy this Procious.". I get where you are coming from, but I have one sentence that will change your mind. Spike Lee did not write or direct for 2k17. Boom! You are now sold, right? I was too!

All jokes aside: The game's storyline is better this year and it has better potiential than 2k16, but it is a buggy mess and it does not look like that is going to change anytime soon. If was not a Basketball game nut, I would not have logged the hours I have. I would wait for a good patch or not buy it at all.

The game has extreme Russian bias, but it is enjoyable.