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Personal Achievements
 

Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 29 May, 2017 @ 4:20pm

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 2:45am

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2016 @ 8:13am

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 4:11pm

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 12:48am

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 9:26am

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2016 @ 11:33am

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2017 @ 7:35pm

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2017 @ 2:28pm

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2018 @ 7:27pm

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2019 @ 4:03pm

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2017 @ 7:59pm

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 5:35pm

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2018 @ 7:39pm

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2018 @ 5:43pm

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 6:06am

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 7:23am

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 2:45am

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 5:04pm

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 1:13am

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2017 @ 2:17pm

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 8:09pm

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 5:04pm

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2017 @ 2:40am

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2017 @ 9:52am

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 12:55am

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2016 @ 9:10am

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2018 @ 8:05pm

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 11:33am

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 12:42pm

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2018 @ 7:12pm

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 12:50am

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 12:57am

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 12:34am

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 10:00am

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 8:06am

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 8:06am

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 10:00am

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 8:06am

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 7:07pm

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 6:47am

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2017 @ 4:08pm

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2017 @ 4:08pm

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2017 @ 4:08pm

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2017 @ 1:17pm

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2017 @ 12:37am

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2017 @ 12:48am

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2018 @ 8:04pm

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked 29 May, 2017 @ 4:20pm

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2017 @ 6:51pm

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2018 @ 4:23am

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2017 @ 7:19pm

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2019 @ 11:24am

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 6:59am

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2018 @ 2:42pm

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
Unlocked 28 May, 2019 @ 1:25am

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
Unlocked 28 May, 2019 @ 10:48am

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2019 @ 5:35pm



Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
0 / 1

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
17,790 / 20,000

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
0 / 1

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
0 / 1

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
10 / 12

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
0 / 1

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
0 / 1

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
0 / 1

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
4 / 5

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
6 / 13

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
2 / 3

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
2 / 4

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
1 / 2

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
0 / 1

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
0 / 4

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
0 / 6

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
0 / 7

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
18 / 50

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
0 / 1

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
0 / 1

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
0 / 1

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
3 / 10

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1