Recent reviews by Prince Polaris

mega oof, that dlc

Yes. yes yes yes. Throw rainmeter in the trash and get this, it's beautiful <3

Fun! :D

meme

Once this game has multiplayer, it's gonna be GTA without the modders and R* bs. I can't wait.

Ahhhhhhh, GTA Online. You know what? I gotta recommend this game, though in the past I didn't. Once upon a time, a hypothetical fatman borrowed his friend's mod menu, gave himself 2.5 billion dollars, then he suffered because it somehow broke the game, where not even the damn shower worked.

But once he blew some money, everything began to work again, and the game was actually fun! This place is a sandbox, if you want to hoard a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of cars, screw around in an open world map, shoot people, shoot cars, crash cars, steal cars, shoot crashed cars in a stolen car while people try to shoot you, go ahead!

But I can only really recommend the game if you get your hands on an assload of money, which means doing things that risk an account ban. But Rockstar's ban system is essentially a lottery that everyone is playing, so that risk is always there. So why not hack yourself some money!?

I'll say that the game is much better with friends, though actually playing with friends is a struggle because this game loves to randomly disconnect people whenever it feels like it. Good luck doing a heist!

But still, I love it, somehow. There's remote control cars, a nuclear submarine, a flying car, a 4x4 conversion van, the Tornado, a sky dorito, two flying bikes, rocket cars, jumping rocket cars, jumping parachute cars, submarine cars, freaky armored cars, there's just SO MUCH TO DO.

But only if you can afford it. That's realism for you!

(Also, I've played some of the story by now, it's pretty okay! I haven't gotten too deep though, I think last time I touched the story I saw Trevor for the first time so I'm pretty slow on that lol)

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OLD ASS 2017 REVIEW:

I'll be honest, I got this game for online. GTA Online is your average Free 2 Play game model, and Pay 2 WIn via shark cards or full-time real life hours spent grinding in the game. Oh wait... the game is 60$. So... 60$ to Play, and then, not kidding here, Thousands of real life money to get the in-game things. That is, unless you want to play this game as if it were your job.

Oh, and they take away money whenever they feel like it, because ♥♥♥♥ you I guess. If you find a modder, they will give you free cash, so you can enjoy the game instead of grinding as if you were playing an MMO, but then your ass is banned while the modder gets to terrorize lobbies forever and ever.

I ain't been banned yet, but I have a job interview in two days which means I'll be replacing GTAO with a real job that pays real money. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted... there's a lot of things in the game I'll never get to play with though, because it's all too expensive. You'd think with all the hours in the game I have, I would have most of the in-game items, but I only have a fraction of them. Ah well...

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Oh yeah I got fired from that job lmao ^

Even though my friends took me on the mission to rescue roland when I first joined the game as a level one, and I got killed in one shot repeatedly, I still had fun, and now I'm higher leveled than them ;)

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(didn't even run, what more is there to say, my brother has learned a lesson about gifting and looking at reviews though)

There's nothing like watching Shrek (tank) scream "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP" at you, while you're also fending off Gengar (boomers), Slenderman (smokers), Hitler (Hunters), Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong (Jockies and chargers), and you and your teammates consist of 4 anime girls. Oh, and since Soldier from TF2 is the witch, hearing him scream means you're in trouble.

So in terms of recommendations, Buy the game, get some friends, Mod it until you can't mod it anymore, and then have fun! Download Tank's Playground and sacrifice yourselves to the dark swamplord shrek!

Oh, and be ready to tear your hair out when you need to get somewhere in a hurry and a massive horde of commom zombies slow you down to .00005 MPH. Just keep in mind that common zombies are not exactly there to attack you, they are there to slow you down so the special ones get ya! I recommend Meelee weapons to carve through them, my favorite is the Fire Axe. Also, an Uzi with a laser sight is awesome.

Frustration simulator 2015, 10/10 would try to make my brother catch a flying cube again