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3 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
149.4 hrs on record (23.1 hrs at review time)
Step 1: Look at this game
Step 2: Puke because of graphics
Step 3: You realizse the graphics arn't that bad
Step 4: Buy it cause you are bored and have $10 Handy.
Step 5: Install it.
Step 6: Open it.
Step 7: See cool shadow battle animations in main menu.
Step 8: Goto Single Player and select Custom Battle.
Step 9: Select VERY HARD AI cause you doubt it very good cause this game was made in 2004.
Step 10: Select Rome, give enemy Gaul
Step 11: You realize that you can't make your dream army and set Monies to max.
Step 11: Select Random Units cause you don't know what stats they have.
Step 12: Let CPU create its own army.
Step 13: LOADING...
Step 14: Deploy your men in the most autistic fashion ever.
Step 15: You charge into the enemy.
Step 16: You realize your mistakes by selecting VERY HARD AI.
Step 17: You Shift into maximum autism
Step 18: you get rekted.
Step 19: Close and uninstall.
Posted 30 July, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
866.3 hrs on record (589.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
CSGO = Cancer | Life = CSGO | Life = Cancer
Posted 18 July, 2016.
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