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Mumble 13 Sep, 2024 @ 3:30pm 
Because Michael never actually turned State's evidence. Michael's deal with Norton was unofficial and completely under the table. Michael agreed to tip off Norton to the escape plan, allowing Norton to take down either Brad or Trevor, and fake Michael's death. Michael Townley is officially dead, but Brad was buried in his place.

In turn, Norton agreed to give Michael and his family an alias, making them the DeSantas, and allowed Michael to access his $50 million in savings to sustain themselves. Michael just has to pay Norton somewhere between $10k and $99k every month to keep his cover.

So, Michael isn't in witness protection because the government (outside of Norton) doesn't know Michael is actually alive. The deal was never to turn over Lester and any survivors. The deal was to quietly get out and completely start over.
The Yams 4 May, 2024 @ 9:34pm 
Can you come over for a play date?
76561198103741336 13 Feb, 2024 @ 6:53pm 
Can you come over for a play date?
mel 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30am 
Hey, you might not remember me but we used to play a lot of minecraft together! Remember? I had the authentic world war 2 german officer skin and you used to roleplay as a prisoner in my camp? It was so fun tossing food on the ground watching you beg as your hunger bar ticked you down to one health. I'll never forget the time you tried to escape and the other officers and I put you in that chamber. We had so much fun together, anyways with the anniversary of world war 2 coming up I thought it'd be fun to give it one more go around. Hit me up!
Yellow 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10am 
penis
kiwi 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:37am 
:3
krazy 13 Oct, 2023 @ 10:28pm 
[Chorus]
I have a daughter, I'm buying her baby Birkin (Baby Birkin)
♥♥♥♥♥♥ her good and got her legs hurtin' (Yeah)
Mumble 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15am 
The person leaving Hell's Kitchen tonight, is-
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damu 13 Sep, 2023 @ 7:19pm 
best bhopper +rep
The Yams 30 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42pm 
:bombot:
kiwi 25 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03am 
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kiwi 25 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03am 
rio — 04/26/2023 11:54 PM
apparently whenever I say anything more than 3 words in here it becomes a copypasta
krazy 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:09pm 
[Verse 1: 42 Dugg]
Got a lotta new flames, still need them blue
Three hundred fifty thou', times that by two
New Dawn, no roof, I still see the sky
Peace to my grandma, I can still see my guys
Turned his back, must've felt let down
Heard I'm down seven hundred, what you gon' bet now?
Yeah, I used to be a twerp, ♥♥♥♥♥, a vet now
Luke, get up, doggy, I need you
Only ♥♥♥♥♥ made sure that I was eatin'
Free Nef still, ♥♥♥♥♥, RIP Reese
Get her nails done, still charge for the feature
Baby, we ain't that, nah, we ain't this
All that ♥♥♥♥♥♥', I don't do no kissin'
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain't ♥♥♥♥, word to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥
All in my mentions (Damn)
♥♥♥♥♥ really wanna get hired
Tell the lil' hoes I'm Bryson
I done hit more ♥♥♥♥ than Mike Tyson
Get popped, ♥♥♥♥♥, I ain't doin' no fightin'
Sinnin' 'bout cash, I ain't doin' no right
krazy 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:00pm 
When I added the plugin, I specifically told those on the server it was just going to be a quick test and then I would remove it to work on it. It ended up not being removed right away, and by the time it was actually removed, I guess those people told others about it, and they didn't explain it wasn't actually a permanent thing yet. In the future I'll be sure to not test things on a public server.

Before I add it back I would need to integrate it with other HUD things so it doesn't conflict or unnecessarily contribute to server lag. I'm not going to blindly add a thing that will cause problems with more important, existing features, especially since only a couple people have ever asked me about it in 3+ years.


You can use !updates or the updates page on the website to see significant changes made to maps.
krazy 16 Sep, 2022 @ 8:22am 
Hello visions. Just writing you here to let you know that I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you!!!!! Seriously you are a dumbass idiot!!
Mumble 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:05pm 
100th comment
krazy 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm 
-rep :ninjagoblin:
krazy 28 May, 2022 @ 9:17am 
dumbass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot i hate you :fight:
Mumble 20 Apr, 2022 @ 3:44pm 
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krazy 5 Apr, 2022 @ 4:29am 
[Chorus: YoungBoy Never Broke Again]
Pull up acting, I got diamonds in my necklace, uh (In my necklace)
I got money in my pockets and I'm flexin' ♥♥♥♥♥ (Uh, and I'm flexin')
Tote that ratchet, I'ma blast it if you acting ♥♥♥♥♥
Point at your head, head home if you capping, ♥♥♥♥♥ (Baow, baow)
Look I'm gone, but I got these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all in my home
♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥ get no dap, introduce him to my chrome
Say they bust us off the flap, we gon' knock your head off
We gon' lay you in your last bed that your family bought (In your coffin)

[Verse 1: YoungBoy Never Broke Again]
What that's 'bout, pull up to your house (What that's 'bout? To your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥')
With them choppas, let, let 'em off (Grrah, grrah)
I put a hundred on his head to knock him off (Knock his ass)
Who wan' romp? (Who gon' run?)
♥♥♥♥♥ come out (Don Dada, bang your ass)
mel 9 Mar, 2022 @ 3:56am 
TOP TEN THINGS THAT CAN ANNOY SKIERS! (You have to be a skir to understand) 😂😅🔥🔥💯🗿😌😂

10. When you just finished skiing ⛷⛷⛷ and your have to carry you’re skis up the stairs🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♀️ 😡😡😭😢

9. When you re’ on the skilift 🚡🚠 and it stops 😡😶😯😦 and yoouourroure like 🤯😤🥵😩 me wen that hapons

8. Minorities😬😬😬
krazy 19 Feb, 2022 @ 2:23am 
l'm about to beat on some real murder ♥♥♥♥, A. l'm tellin you, man. Any ♥♥♥♥♥ that ever looked at me wrong, owes me money, or ever said any jealous ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about me is ♥♥♥♥♥♥' dead. You understand what the ♥♥♥♥ l'm saying, A.? They're ♥♥♥♥♥♥' dead, man. l don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about nothing, man.
krazy 18 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05pm 
[Verse 1]
I say, mama, I'm so sorry
I got ice burned where my heart at
On the road where I had it hard at
How I'm chosen? I'm so heartless, so, so heartless
I ain't know my age, he was 16, they killed Lil Dave
Mind in a rage, I'm way too young to feel this pain
I ain't know how to fade, but I dove in 'cause I'm a man
I love that girl to death, as we get old, our feelings change
I pay for therapy because my thoughts ahead of me
They keep on draggin' me, I play for keeps, they scared of me
I cannot barely, can barely sleep or even breathe
I cannot hold on without you on side of me
I never knew this fame would take the ones I love from ‘way from me
I wanna see Kacey bad, but I can't seem to call Nene
Go in with no pen and pad, I got this ♥♥♥♥ right on my sleeve
Right now my candle burning wax, I'm feelin' like it's burnin' me

[Chorus]
I'm just a lonely child
Who wants someone to help him out, oh, oh, ah, ah
Take this pain away, this pain away
krazy 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23pm 



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krazy 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26pm 
+rep always has sex with me whenever i want
kiwi 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:14am 
+reputation
krazy 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:01am 
-rep
krazy 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:42pm 
I wish I never met you. You made me fall in love with you and then broke my heart into a million little pieces
mel 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm 
Man i remember when i used to be like you: sad, pathetic, and lonely. you seriously need to stop playing games and start doing life. i go to parties every night, and everytime i go to a party i always leave with a different girl, i can get all the ladies while YOU are just sitting your lonely A$$ over there, as matter of fact i'm literally having to wear diapers right now just to prevent myself from completely $hitting all over you.... oh? what's that? My Deepest apologies, But the nerve receptors in the auditory center of my brain couldn't comprehend what you were trying to communicate to me due to the fact that I have the Apple® Airpods™ from 2016 blocking any flow of sound waves from outside my ear from getting in. stop focusing on little games, its sad.
krazy 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm 
you comment on my profile for attention you loser. please stop talking with me
vision 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm 
Kid had to copy his comment into discord so that I would see it. Attention seeking behaviour 🚩🚩🚩
krazy 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm 
70d playtime on horizon and don't have a single map beaten LMFAO. how bad do you suck seriously?
krazy 31 Jul, 2021 @ 5:00pm 
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krazy 29 Jul, 2021 @ 1:05pm 
well I find it funny how you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot how about that dumbass
vision 28 Jul, 2021 @ 2:02pm 
Please eat my balls
krazy 28 Jul, 2021 @ 12:34am 
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General Atomics MQ-1 Predator 18 Jan, 2021 @ 8:06pm 
unfriended me after I wouldnt have sex with him -rep
appa 12 Jan, 2021 @ 6:24am 
ok can beat my bfur online but i'll be beating you irl..
Mumble 24 Dec, 2020 @ 6:55pm 
:btd6thumbsup: Top tier co-op player for professional #ouch chimps, +rep would recommend.
krazy 10 Dec, 2020 @ 11:28am 
miss u fr
kiwi 9 Dec, 2020 @ 2:23am 
i need surf
krazy 1 Dec, 2020 @ 6:31pm 
I agree J O E L. He cheats in a for fun movement game and constantly brags about how good he is
kiwi 1 Dec, 2020 @ 10:13am 
This guy sucks, don't be his friend or I'll punch you in the head.
krazy 20 Oct, 2020 @ 6:17pm 
one of the greatest strafers of our times
yeeeeeeeeee 11 Jun, 2020 @ 7:28pm 
imagine having stek comment on ur profile lmao gay!!!!!
danielyeetman 15 May, 2020 @ 8:24pm 
never see you anymore :(
SimpLicity 2 May, 2020 @ 8:11pm 
trash at cs