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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣶⡄⣰⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏
⠀⠀⣴⠿⢿⣆⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠀⣿⠀⠾⠏⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠀⠹⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠹⣦⠀⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠷
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠉⢆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠈⠳⡀⠀⢀⡸⠀⠀⠙⡆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡅⠀⠙⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠏⠉⠱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⡠⠋⠉⠉⠉⠑⠢⢤⡀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠃
⡇⠀⡖⠚⠱⡀⠀⠀⠈⠓⠆⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⢲
⠧⠼⠁⠀⠀⠹⡀⠀⠀⠀⠓⠉⢁⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡤⡆⣀⣈⣠⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠒⠒⠊⠙
Happy New Year!
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣼⡿⠟⢃⣉⣉⣉⣛⠋⠴⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠜⣡⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⠻⣿⡌⠿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡟⢛⠛⣠⣎⡙⢻⣟⠻⠏⠻⠿⠏⣹⣅⠰⣷⡜⢰⣶⠘⣉⢹
⢰⣶⣰⣿⡇⢹⣧⣶⣿⣿ ⣾⣿⣶⡆⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⡘⠿⢿⡿⠰
⡌⢿⡿⠻⢃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠻⣿⡿⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢣⣾⠆⣴⣷
⣿⣦ ⣷⡘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⠟⠰⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣇⠻⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣧⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡝⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠹⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡜⣿⣿⣿⣿⢁⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡌⢻⡿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢿⡟⠉⡇⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣃⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⣌⣡⣷⣴⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣼⡿⠟⢃⣉⣉⣉⣛⠋⠴⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠜⣡⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⠻⣿⡌⠿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡟⢛⠛⣠⣎⡙⢻⣟⠻⠏⠻⠿⠏⣹⣅⠰⣷⡜⢰⣶⠘⣉⢹
⢰⣶⣰⣿⡇⢹⣧⣶⣿⣿ ⣾⣿⣶⡆⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⡘⠿⢿⡿⠰
⡌⢿⡿⠻⢃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠻⣿⡿⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢣⣾⠆⣴⣷
⣿⣦ ⣷⡘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⠟⠰⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣇⠻⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣧⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡝⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠹⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡜⣿⣿⣿⣿⢁⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡌⢻⡿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢿⡟⠉⡇⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣃⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⣌⣡⣷⣴⣿⣿⣿
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remember to drink some water, stretch,
and farm lots of fun (xp & snacks count)
☐ drink a real life health potion (aka water)
☐ do a quick xp grind for your back (stretch)
☐ equip snacks that don’t crumb all over the keyboard
☐ take a save point nap
☐ remind party members they’re legendary
☐ drank some water
☐ stretched at least once
☐ blinked between matches
☐ remembered you’re awesome
☐ took a deep breath, just because
Games are fun, but you matter more.
ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴜsᴜᴀʟ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪᴛʏ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ:
⊹ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ 3ᴀᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜ 2% ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ
⊹ ʀᴀɢᴇ-ᴏ̨ᴜɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇ-ɪɴsᴛᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ 10 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs
⊹ sᴜsᴘɪᴄɪᴏᴜs ʟᴇᴠᴇʟs ᴏғ “ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜ”
ᴛᴏ ʀᴇsᴏʟᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪs ɪssᴜᴇ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ:
♡ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ sᴏᴍᴇ ɢʀᴀss
♡ ᴅʀɪɴᴋ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ
♡ ʟᴏɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʀʀʏ ᴏɴ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀᴡᴇsᴏᴍᴇ
ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ,
sᴛᴇᴀᴍ ᴀɴᴛɪ-sʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴅᴇᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ™
– defense against the dark lags
– potions 101: how to chug 3 energy drinks in 5 minutes
– care of magical noobs
please bring your wand, rgb keyboard, and at least 2 braincells.
yours chaotically,
professor ragerus quitus
Best Regards,
Suchart Tiansrisutcharid
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