You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a Train savant, and a Cache warrior. Then, one day Valve released an update much crazier than usual. Train and Cache gone, just like that. I told him it was ok as Anubis was a better map, and he did not like that. Not. One. Bit. He pulled out his factory new Stat Track Karambit Doppler Ruby, and then he walked over and grabbed me. An evil laugh as he did it. He looks me and the eyes and asks, 'Why so serious?!' He put the Karambit in my mouth and said. 'remember! This isn't the killing house anymore! This is real life!'