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The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it
is your move.
-- Frank Crane
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The only time Crowley had bought petrol was once in 1967, to get the free
James Bond bullet-hole-in-the-windscreen transfers, which he rather fancied
at the time.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U.
The Game had just begun, when Hydrogen scored two fast points
And Oxygen still had none
Then Oxygen scored a single goal
And thus it did remain, At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1
Called because of rain.
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America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until
people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia" and changed its
name to "America".
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
-- W.E. Hickson
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