Just a Potato



owo? whats this! *notices your bulge* cute bulgey wulgey uwu *proceeds to unzip pants* OWO its so big, c-can i pwease rub your peeny weeny daddy uwu *starts rubbing peeny weeny* *pulls knife out of ass and chops off peeny weeny* oh noes, i made a fuccy wuccy ÓwÒ pls fowgive me daddy it was an awccidewnt uwu *chops peeny weeny into peices and stuffs daddys mouth with chopped peeny weeny uwu* ŌwÔ? whats that? you want to die?! oh noes! daddy cant die ówò!! daddy needs to consume his peeny weeny first òwó *prolapses and starts pushing peeny weeny peices down daddys throat with prolapse :3* *daddy starts to choke on the huge prolapse and peeny pieces* holy fuccy smuccy, im sowwy daddy úwù i didnt mean to choke you with my huge prolapse *daddy grabs my thighs and starts choking himself with my prolapse, refusing to let go* nani!? daddy what are you doing ÓwÒ? let go daddy!! >w< pwease!!! owo? whats that? daddy isnt breathing!!! oh noes!!! i cant live without daddy >w<!!! i needs daddy! *kills self*