Balanced teams

steven queues top, locks in mordekaiser, and suddenly the enemy laner’s typing “open?” at 3 minutes.

bro ults you and you’re just in a dark room wondering if you left the oven on.

team says “play for dragon” but steven’s already in the enemy jungle 1v3 with ghost running and demonic embrace ticking like a microwave.

and guess what? it’s his birthday. yeah. happy birthday to the man who treats the death realm like a VIP lounge. no guest list. no survivors.

bro clicks R and suddenly you’re in morde’s ikea dimension getting combo’d like a practice dummy.

hope your day’s full of solo kills, shutdown gold, and no one banning your champ.

nice ak

confident player

Perfect aim

don't forget to add me!, unstoppable force