↓ professional rape victim

-rep After a good game in Halo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great gaming and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Halo LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, I pushed him against the wall and started nibbling his ear, he felt my hard ♥♥♥♥ push against his leg. Turns out he wasn't gay. Don't trust this guy.