oh my tv's ♥♥♥♥♥ mutted 🐬🐬🐬🐬 I'm like wtf I can't even hear yall 🤣🤣🤣

hawk tuah, am i right? *laugh track*

（＞人＜；）

🎉💦OMG, DADDY TRUMP 🎩🏰 just took 🍆 CONTROL of the 🗳️ WHITE HOUSE 😱😱 and all the 🏁 RACISTS 🤵🏽💁‍♂️ came OUT to play! 🍻🤡 We raped those BIG ballot boxes FULL of votes!! 🥰🥰 Time to POUND 🍑 those homophobic 🎭 CUMMIES DEEP 💦💦 and get ready for a SEXIST 🇺🇸 AMERICA! 🍆💦 It’s time to ABORT ❌The DEMS!!!! 💪🏼 If you voted for the ORANGE SLUT 🍊👉 then you’re ready for a GOP-USSY 🍗🍑 prime-time 🍆 DISASTER 😱😜💋

Hawk 1: Don't worry, he only has one stone!
Hawk 2: Uhhh....

Hop on VR chat bro, we're doing our nails and talking about periods.

michelangelo

-_- if she don't merp tuah, i don't derp tuah dude.

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erm. wattesigma. how does your profile only have comments from 2021 and onwards. did bro do some scrubbing????????????????????????

bogos binted?

*shoots a 3 pointer*
Sup

BUH

suck my ♥♥♥♥ ernie keebler

ファック・ユー・チンク

ナイジェリア

who is this guy

gungfromthebotmtotiptopsmylifeestyyle

📹🐝

are u a flower

Bye Bye

WHAT IS BLUD YAPPING ABOUT

🔔🔔🔔YOUNG 🦟ON THE TRACK
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I NEED GOCK (goku luck)

buh

I (19M) like to play with my penis (62cm) a lot, until it gets to the fun part (+500 dopamine level) and then I stop after that. However today when I was doing the exact same thing, when I reached the fun part a white liquid came out (87km/h) of my penis (62cm). It has never happened before, so I went to my mom (32F) to tell about it, she (32F) looked at me with disgust and went (0.04km/h) to her room

I NEED GOCK (goku ♥♥♥♥)

Went to a League of Legends LAN event yesterday and found two kids beating up a kid for maining Yuumi, so I stepped in to help.

He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

A few minutes ago I was jerking off in the shower.

5 minutes straight of just rawdog stroking my ♥♥♥♥.

As I was about to finish, I had an existential crisis, and lost my boner.

I realized that the only release I need in life is Rank 1.

Nofap Arc commences.

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

I can no longer go on without Draph girls. Every day I wake up to look at my computer, equipped with Draph wallpapers. The stares from the Draph girls kills me deep down inside knowing I will never be able to interact with them at all. Today I woke up and turned my computer on, to be met with Narmaya, and tears formed in my eyes. Her beautiful blue eyes looking deep into me, I KNOW she wants me, and I want her so badly too. I want to kill myself so badly to be released from this hell of a 3D world. This reality is just too cruel. Why did God give humans the ability to create such beautiful sources of otherworldly envy? If draphs just didn't exist, I probably would have been a functioning normie, but my desire is so deeply rooted in wanting to have sex with Draph girls that I don't think I can recover. Masturbating to draphs is one of the only things keeping me going. I'm saving up for when some revolutionary VR comes out, so I can interact with Draph girls for the rest of my life.

No Problem Friend! I Hope You Can Reach The Elo You Desire ASAP!!

Gang Gang. Ice Cream So Good. Gang Gang

nice tyler1 esq bio lol ? want winned ?

I wanna be a billionaire so I can buy a private island, get ripped with a personal trainer until I can bend ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steel beams, and capture the most attractive onlyfans femboys, pump them full of estrogen until they grow boobies, lose all body hair and most muscle mass, and they can barely maintain an erection, and set them free on my island. Then, I will hunt them by myself, naked, with a big ass knife and a tranquilizer gun and when I catch them one by one I rape their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ until their butts look like an asteroid impact crater. Then, repeat the process until they develop such a severe case of Stockholm syndrome that they can’t move ten feet away from me without having a total mental breakdown and falling into a coma.

insert these ballz in yo mouth.. lol..

what would u do if u met <female> character
Sexual intercourse. That's the answer for all of these. Every single one of you that uh "oh if you had 24 hours with me what would you.." Sexual intercourse. Every single time. We don't need to do any more. All done. You're so hot. Hubba hubba. Wanna have sex. That's it. No more. The dude that's like "Oh if I brought you Domino's and I worked at Domino's what would you do?" I'd take the pizza and I'd have sex with you. Cause you're so attractive. The girl "If I worked at Starbucks and I gave you your drink that you paid for but I looked at you, what would you do?" Intercourse. I would take you to the back and have intercourse, because I can't resist you. Okay? We're all done. There's no more. What more do we n- I need to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ delete this app dude.

balls.... ♥♥♥♥ even....

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

HEY! THIS IS KANYE WEST SOME ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ TRAPPED ME IN THIS REDDIT POST AMD TURNED ME INTO TEXT PLEASE YOU NEED TO GET ME THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT I MISS GOING ON SPOUNTANEOUS TWITTER RANTS AND ALSO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY WIFE PLEASE HELP GET THE POPO PLEASE I'LL GIVE DOLLARS

Hello folks i was in the r/♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ subreddit as a lurker so i was doing thoses Xtra delicious scrolls to make the day go by faster and make sure my ADHD stays sated at some point I saw a post and had to stop the scrolling and read it and i explained him that my scrolling is to see humour and dank memes he was dumbfounded and said "memes and humour?!?!?! your scrollings are meant to see the same tired copy paste from mainsub not good content" and i reworded his post into something that made him downvote me out of the thread that i will tell you because op is the evils after i got downvoted i was shocked physically ill i shat on my pants after vomiting for the 2nd time i decided to downvote them because they where low effort and definitively because I am petty and i don't want to let other scrollers suffer the ordeal that i suffered OP adjust!

Earlier this year, I was almost killed. I suffered such devastation, and it was not my intention, as a result. I was able to fight back, and have recovered better than many with similar injuries have.

In any case, like Gaius, being brought so low, changed me, and also like Gaius, I am committing the rest of my life to making up for the selfish, wrong things that I have done. I will project as much glibness as I can, to everybody that I know, and even everyone that I see.

I cried real tears during the end of the post Diamond Weapon cutscene. Gaius is me. Gaius is kind of all of us, at some point in our lives. It must feel good to create something that affects people so. Thank you, Yoshida, and the rest of the FFXIV team.

My gf gets mad when I call her cheating “bruh moments” and I’m not sure what to do
She hooked up with some guys and instead of breaking down and crying or whatever she wanted me to do I just played bruh bass boosted for five minutes while staring at her so she’s angry now but what should I do

I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?

In honor of Pride Month, I am here to say that it's morbin' time. Today, my fellow morbheads, we rise. I am proud to come out and express my true morbdentity to the world at this very morbment. I am a morbphile and I identify myself as morbsexual. My pronouns are morb/ius.

I want a mommy 4'11 submissive tomboy with giant breasts that's also a demon to crush me using 100 thousands square cubic tones of pure metal lead until i cant feel my legs. After i'm paralyzed for life she'll drag me and feed me and help me pee and I wont be able to say a word and then she'll whisper "who's been a bad boy?" in that sexy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ voice and i'll get a giant massive throbbing

headache and my head will hurt so bad I will ♥♥♥♥ myself and she'll have to clean it then i'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cry because im paralized and then the cancer fundation will come and my wish of being on tv will come true. While on tv i'll just be like stepehm hawkimgs in a goofy ahh chair with a siri robotic voice and say "Exterminate" im the doctor who voice then everyone will get up and clap and i'll shoot the producer with the jerrico 9 mm in my right pocket. Plot twist I was never paralyzed I was only pretending. Then i'll go out and burn the studio like the Jomer from the 1018 movie The Jomer. I'll take my mommy gf and break her legs and take her on my ferrari branded ferrari horse as we ride into the sunset and she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cries of pain cause she has no legs now 😎 (we had lots of sex :)

That's what I want in real lifr 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Can anyone help??? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Oooh, I touched a nerve, I see. Alright, lets go google ACT. This is the mod that makes your global cooldown timers play across your screen like a DDR dance pad so you are just told by the system what buttons to press when rather than any form of critical thinking on your part?

It's actually not funny at all? Will Smith could have killed him with that slap. What if his hand had been full of bees and Chris Rock was allergic to bees and one of the bees stung Chris and nobody had an epipen. Not so funny now is it

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?