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Hey man, just wanted to say that you are the best! I love you!

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his slong push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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What are we giving away?
We at ASUS™ are giving away 10 ASUS™ NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 10GB TUF GAMING OC Ampere Graphics Cards to this sub's winning users!

How do I enter?
First, you must be a subscriber to the r/Copypasta subreddit. You must then also follow @ASUS_ROG on Twitter. You must then send us close-up videos of you slowly retracting your foreskin. These videos will then be provided to The Council and they will judge them based on:

Length

Girth

Vein definition

Texture and moisture of smegma

Pubic upkeep

They will then choose 10 winners and they will be sent PMs on September 17th.

What if I am female or circumcised?
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Good luck everyone, we look forward to your submissions!

Hey, is this Emmanuel? gonna block and report brb

I was meant to post a Chad but your profile couldn't handle it so instead u get Shrek