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The surface is as hostile as the briefings warned—dense fog, jagged terrain, and an air that seems alive with static charge. Initial scans confirm an abundance of resources, though securing them will be no small feat. The wildlife, or whatever passes for it here, has already made itself known. They're not curious; they're territorial.

The mission parameters remain clear: survive, and return. But between the volatile atmosphere and the things lurking in the shadows, survival might not be guaranteed.

And I must note something peculiar—the sky's growing darker. The air is heavy, and the horizon is alive with strange clouds. It seems there's a risk of rain, too.

So ok.

Juice Galaxy is this game that a lot of cats seem hella pumped of. And this beta is sitting on my desk for review, so I'm like, yeah man I'll write something.

But I don't know. I'm like, so this is about juice or some noise? That's fine, I'm sure that's like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dynamite in a handbag for some brosephs. But all I'm saying is, when do you get to thrash anything? While you're slurpin juice or some ♥♥♥♥, are you ever in jeopardy of getting mud on your doll's dress or whatever from busting out, and I quote, "the mad stunts all wicked up-ins"?

Know what I'm saying, Bro-Yo Ma? I didn't actually play this game, but I gave it 1.5 hats out of 5 hats to keep it real.

At this point I'd like to give a shout out to my boy Dennis who was over the other day. We were going to chill in fron of The Dark Knight and he was so psyched of it y'all.

So this one time he was leaning against the screen door and the ♥♥♥♥ popped open, and the back deck was wet and he slipped down the steps and broke his thumb on the lawn. It wasn't a long fall, but hey I guess a thumb bone wasn't made for supporting the brunt of a huge useless tool against wet grass. We never did watch Dark Knight on account of Ron trucking his bawling candy-ass girth to the hospital.

But it's cool, I still got another watch in me, Brotel Rwanda.

BRO-NOTES Dennis was so wasted, ha ha. I mean damn.

i am eternally angry at some members of the community of (justly) review bombing, then when sony reverts their change they decide it would be cool to stay mad

This game is badass. Network wise, I've never really had a problem. It's pretty responsive unless servers are at 150 ping or more, which usually never happens except on servers not in your region, anyways.

Not much pisses me off about it. Archers, maybe, but I respect their role outside of FFA. I'm also glad they're restricted to a certain amount so I don't want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoot myself. You can also dodge arrows easily at mid range and they're obviously not as fast as real life. Speaking of arrows, if you throw anything or shoot a bow, you can make your camera follow it. Neat.

If you're gonna be a real chivalry player be nice to people and have fun in the knight game. Tryharding's cool, throwing chairs at random ass people below is too. Just don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scream at each other, CHRIST. Also, learn that ♥♥♥♥. Do not W+M1. You are not playing Team Fortress 2 as the Pyro class.

I rate this cool game like

6 cups of coffee out of 7. It's pretty cool dude.

one of my dwarves ate his own teeth

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This game is what schizophrenics see while they kill their wife with their son watching.

All jokes aside, Hyper Demon is an INSANE game. You have what is essentially 360 degree vision at all times. Looking at it and playing it are 2 different experiences entirely. Try it out if you like feeling like God.

No other video game has consistently made me see red when I enter combat. It's pretty neat.

OMORI is a game where you start happy and end hollow.

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