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865.2 hrs on record (505.9 hrs at review time)
just played some one league with a full icon squad 😂😂 let him score first to give him some hope but i didnt leave, i put on ultra defensive tactics with drop back and 1 depth 😂😂😂😂 passed it around the back for the whole game, his constant pressure couldn’t save went for a quick attack in the 88th minute and equalised and quit at 1-1😂😂 he sent me d3ath threats so i mass reported him and got him temporarily banned for 3 months 🤣🤣😂 I'm your worst nightmare kid. You won't get past my untrad RTTF Kimpembe with your striker kid. I'll spam ball roll scoop, L1 + R1 in to reverse/elastico with my Mbappe kid. I'll big man you kid. I'll time waste kid. I'll pause three times at the end kid. I'll quit at 0-0 kid. I'll be the one bullying you on FIFA kid. You're poor kid. You're trash kid. You lose to me kid. Bye kid. Ratio kid. None of you mean anything or matter to me. If i play against any of you, i'll sweat for my life by spamming Ball Roll Scoop, L1 + R1 in to Reverse or Elastico with my RTTF Mahrez and Mbappe, Big Man Celebration, time wasting and three pauses the end. I'll be the one who bullies you on FIFA kid. I'm your worst nightmare kid. You will not survive kid. Market manipulation is now my passion! :
Posted 15 April, 2022.
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10.8 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Very beautiful game it inspires me to make money and gamble fantasic game I must recommend to anyone
Posted 23 May, 2021.
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504.0 hrs on record (342.6 hrs at review time)
You can tell thousands of hours have been put into this mastepiece of a video game. This game stands for everything right in society, it is the pinnacle of the human race. I represents all good in the world and even the universe. This is like the mona lisa x10000000 and thats just the main menu. The esports scene is thriving with £10 million prize pools for the smaller tournaments and on my main accounts i have put 20k+ hours on this game. Still i strive to improve my game sense and movement as my mechanics can still be better. People may have predicted flying cars in 2020 but nobody can predict such a masterpiece of a game as this. My parents left me years ago but i dont need them, this game has adopted me as a better parent then any real ones. I dont need family I just wanna be held and loved by someone, i dont want to jack off or be horny anymore, I only want to be loved. And this game makes me sad and happy, its a flurry of emotions. Passionate emotions that make me feel a way ive never felt before. Maybe one day a girl will love me and toghether we can buy a house, have kids and buy a 10k gaming pc and run this game at 1k fps and become the best pro esports team ever. Or maybe that was all a violent fever dream as i have visions of a life like that between firs of horny and depression. I only have 3 moods: Horny, Depression and EU4
Posted 4 October, 2020.
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175.0 hrs on record (127.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted 28 August, 2020.
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189.6 hrs on record (69.7 hrs at review time)
invest in coal tech neva go broke
Posted 28 April, 2020. Last edited 17 November, 2020.
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81.5 hrs on record (23.1 hrs at review time)
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Posted 7 September, 2019.
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