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Personal Achievements
 

PERSONAL JESUS

Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:31pm

SUCKTASTIC!

Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:19am

NEUROSURGEON

300 headshot/decap kills.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:26pm

I AM THE LAW

Complete Good path without falling off.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:31pm

EMO

Injure yourself.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46am

DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02am

THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Choose path for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

COMMIES GO HOME!

Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35pm

SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Arrest eco zealots leader.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:29am

SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35pm



CAT WRANGLER

50 kills using cat.

ENTOMOLOGIST

50 kills using bees.

ARSONIST

150 kills using fire.

DANNY TREJO

100 kills using machete in melee.

PSYCHO DUNDEE

50 kills using boomerang machete.

REAL AMERICAN

Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.

CAMELBACK

Piss 100 gallons of urine.

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Taze 200 victims.

T.J. HOOKER

Arrest 200 perps.

PETA CHAIRMAN

Kill no animals in one playthrough.

SCHWARZENEGGER

200 kills using M-60.

STALLONE

Complete game using only melee.

EASTWOOD

Complete game using only the pistol.

KAVORKIAN

Euthanise 30 elderly folks.

JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Complete game killing only males.

WOLVERINES R GHEY

50 badgersaw kills.

PRODUCT RECALL

Destroy 50 cars.

PROPERTY DAMAGE

Smash 50 windows.

THERE IS NO SPOON

Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.

FAIL ZOMBIE

Respawn 20 times.

SCOFIELD

Escape from prison.

REPO MAN

Return Thegways to the owner

ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!

AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Finish your business with Krotchy.