He cooperarted with the Japanese after agreeing to give them control of America after he wages war in exchange for upgrading his body.
After the upgrades to his arsenal, Mecha-Hitler betrayed the Japanese and fled to Mexico. Luckily the Japanese were smart enough to implant a control chip into his brain. They deactivated his body and currently is in a state of suspended animation somewhere in the Mexican desert. We can only hope that the Mexican people never locate him and restart his programming.

First off, don't believe any of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t people say about how Hitler supposedly "committed suicide". Before His immanent defeat in Germany, he ran away towards Russia where he remained hidden for a few years until his dumbass fell through a patch of thin ice and became a popsicle. A few years later the Russian people found his body perfectly preserved in ice. Using their advanced technology, they removed his brain and locked it deep within a monstrous robot with which the Russsians planned to use in order to wage war upon freedom, Jews, justice, Poland, and general minorities. Mecha-Hitler became to powerful and escaped the Russian military base.

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Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEER and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

I'm Hillary Clinton, and this is my government. I work here with my loving constituents and my husband, Big Bill, and in 48 years I've learned one thing. You never know which emails you're gonna have to delete.

I sexually identify as Rick Harrison. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of opening up a pawn shop with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. People say to me that being Rick Harrison is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but I don’t care, everything in here has a story and a price. I’ve having my old man install stories, prices, and doors on my body. From now on, I want you to call my son Big Hoss and respect my right to open up a pawn shop with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. If you can’t accept me, you’re a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pawnaphobe and need to check your door privilege. Thank you.

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Damn, skip that burn heal and get a full restore!

You cant hurt whats not there XD

my pride lel...

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