dual xeon x5690 @ 2930MHz–3200MHz (12 cores, 24 threads total)
—two of them is ~260W TDP; that's literally more wattage than my OC'd 2070s
rtx 2070S 8GB @ 950mV & @ 8050MHz
192 GB of DDR3 ECC @ 665MHz–1333MHz (clocked at 9-9-9-24, tripchanneled; some of the slowest sticks of RAM you will ever see in your life)


state-mandated orchiectomy for all boomers
rewards: vomit croissants from a goth lass with ultra aids
starbucks rule34 before fortnite birthday party
imagine being european
cyanide microdoser ultimate
someone needs to make being a european a capital "K" crime
must buy some 100% dark schockolade
remind me to pick up my meds
buy farfalle pasta at safeway
kill all scam callers
Jesus coffee bacon naps
the midget lies at the bridge of shadows
go to best buy and punch a geek squad baby in the dich (replace the "h with a "k")
cook spahgortti
god i hate the DMV
hast thou ever vaped the urine of aborted babies?
alexa, where's the nearest narcotics drive-thru?
jukkked a nazi's pungent retardation by quoting toni morrison
sylvia plath called me a suicidal spinach-picker
invocation of polish article V (five) by epipen-ing a belaruSSian
LMAO LOOK AT HOW THE COMMUNIST WRITHES IN PAIN
this is an official shotgun-call for my flossing on Poostain's corpse
actually, mind if i torture them through waiting in line at the DMV?
or what about making them wait in line behind a poo-stained redneck at WalMart?
Official owner of Lockheed Martin's trans-pride gamer socks
i literally have uranium crystals
do not call the department of energy
do not call the FBI SWATs
do not call the EPA
do not call the corrosive zoo-keeper's estranged wife!
no i am not schizophrenic, i just have an art degree

also got published in a few poetry mags
and taught poetry at university
ask for poetry lessons

oh and if you need help with self-hosting your own chatbot, hit me up
can also help you train your ML models