🎍👳👾🏀👃📗🎫🌸🚙💙🌽🌋💄👽 → 👳 You will lose your present job and have to... 🐟
🎍⚡🍧🌂👃📕🎽🎄🌳👔😺🏓🚘🎈 → 🐊...become a door to door mayonnaise salesman. 📀
🌋🍇🐛🐝🥗📕🎁🎫🚗🔋👔🚕📗🐳 → 🐠 Lucky Numbers: 🥞
🌂👑💚🍆💎📒⛳🏓🥒🌸💛🌏👾💄 → 🎁 31,32,75 🔋

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The FitnessGram Naruto Test is a multiepisode anime capacity test that progressively gets more arousing as it continues. The 20 second weeb test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The naruto running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal i se mo se. A japanese lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to naruto run in a straight line and run as long as the episode lasts. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the theme song, your anime is over. The test will begin on the word narut. On your mark. Get ready!… narut. I se mo se

hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart

my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory

i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im self proclaimed genius, but i never express anything

my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only

my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me

my significant other is a monotoned, girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am