Wtf Arrowhead I walked into your headquarters and your security guard threw a grenade at me and now I’m in the ICU.

HELLO William this is the arrowhead developers. We heard you had some BIG ideas for our hit game, helldivers 2!. We'd like to officially invite you on to the creative design team as the new automaton design captain. You will be paid over 4 million dollars per year for your interesting ideas! We can not wait to see you at the headquarters tomorrow evening. Please arrive in a full suit at 6pm to the headquarters for your first shift. Good luck and remember to always have fun!
-Joel

SIR YOU DONT HAVE TO DO DAT

+++plus rep jorked it crazy style

what the ♥♥♥

Bro pause