I hate trolls

hehe, a gamer girl in a McDonald’s? What could a pretty thing like her do in here? She likes food aswell?? Hehehe, my time to shine!

Excuse me, m’lady. How can I be of service to your perfect figure? I noticed your mario T-shirt and noticed that you are a “gamer girl”. I myself am a gamer boy, so we can get along just fine...

A bathroom you say? Well, why would a pretty gamer girl like yourself need one when you’ve got my mouth right here 😃

So today in Spanish class, my teacher told us that we would be listening to a song in Spanish. Already, I began to tremble. I had a bad feeling about this. “Which one?” I ask shakily, not wanting to hear the answer. “Despacito” She responds. I begin to hyperventilate. My worst fears have been realized. I fade in and out of conciseness. I clamp my palms over my ears, but I know it’s futile. The song plays. I’m crying now, praying. God, Allah, Buddha please help me. I curl up on the floor.

There’s nothing I can do now. And then it happens. The chorus plays. The girls in my class open their mouths. The screams of the damned, the shrieks of the tortured fill my ears and bounce around my skull. My eardrums rupture, blood leaking out. I try to scream, but no sound comes out. I can only sit there, violently shaking as it happens to me. After what seems like hours, it’s finally over. I try to move, but I cannot make myself. My brain shuts down as my vision fades to black. I muster the last of my energy, uttering the accursed word.

Now that a girl likes me, can you guess what I'm looking forward to?💞💖💕💓💗❤

I'll give you a hint😏

It starts with the letter 'M' and ends in 'arriage' 😍

That's right!😳

A miscarriage 🚼 🚫

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Greetings travelers! Welcome to my profile!

Age: 18

IQ: 187

Favourite video game: every Total War game (strategy games)

Favourite music: Everything that isn't mainstream

Favourite meme: Chemistry Cat

Favourite TV show: Rick and Morty

Debate winning record: 81-0 (Most recent was my chemistry professor)

Don't add me if you play low IQ games like TF2, Civilization, CS. I despise people who have IQ lower than 165 which I believe is the required amount of IQ to play strategy games. Also if you just want to talk you must prove that you are in fact an intellectual. I don't share my knowledge with just anyone! You must be worthy :)

If you are triggered because of my superior intelligence, put your comment down below so I can have a laugh at them someday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_pP9PNEVTU

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no im ded

PLEB ANSWER US

Pleb, are you alive? Please let us know.

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hi

dankest memer

kid's a silver elite ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

-rep didnt let me borrow is credit card information and social security number

i shot him in the back

+rep BEST TRADER EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

+rep good trader :D

+rep pp 36 keys / cases fast and ez

i opened 40 of your cases and god nothing i am so sad.

u da bes

In Japan, there are 3 ways to say “you mah ♥♥♥♥♥”:

You say “Daisuki (大好き)” for your homey,

you say “Aishiteru (愛してる)” for your bottom ♥♥♥♥♥,

and you say “Koishiteru ( 恋してる)” to the ♥♥♥♥♥ you ride with and you die with

And they follow this rule. They preserve the meaning of ‘you mah ♥♥♥♥♥’ and never lose its essence unlike us.

Share this with 5 people if you want to turn into a true ♥♥♥♥♥.