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How to Become Super Duper Rich On Steam

Becoming wealthy and living a lavish Steam lifestyle surrounded by exquisite items is the embodiment of every gamer’s fantasy. However, obtaining such prosperity is a strenuous and perhaps and even an inconceivable feat. Many have attempted to create methods that would supposedly boost your financial situation in Steam- and many have failed. Yet, I have surpassed those scrubs by creating a set of steps in which that long-craved, intangible skin is finally within your grasp. My authentic procedure is guaranteed to make your inventory bloom with its new ornaments.

Step 1: Mum
Mum is an integral aspect in this financial plan. How, you may ask. Your mum, or more specifically your mum’s credit card, is the source of your wealth. Her credit card is the infinite supply of income to your Steam account. To obtain the Mum’s Credit Card, you must howl into your household the magic words, “Mum! Mummy, get the credit card!” However, she may not choose to comply easily. If this scenario occurs, simply quickscope her enough times until she relents. This brings me onto another point. Many people will hate on your actions, but they are simply mad cos bad. My personal favorite response in these circumstances is “they hate us cos they anus”. Now that we found our supply of moneys, we will proceed onto the next step.

Step 2: Usage of the Moneys
You may think that we’re done now, since you already have obtained extreme wealth on Steam with the help of your mum. No! You sir, are wrong. The usage of the moneys is perhaps the most vital step. One’s first impulse with newfound wealth is to buy a plethora of expensive and ornate skins, which is likely what you were thinking. No! You are wrong again. Listen up noobs, the most important step is... buying thousands of Battle-Scarred Nova Sand Dunes. You may think I’m autistic, you may want to leave this page right now. But as Jesus once said, “Smok wede errydai.” If you are an Jew, then as Muhammad once said, “Smok wede errydai”. You are spiritually bound to your savior, so you must comply. Thus, the second step of this guide is buying every Nova Sand Dune in existence.